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Hossenfeffer
Hossenfeffer @ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk
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How would you prove that you're from the future?

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  • I’d stand on street corners telling everyone who passed by that one day people would be putting pineapple on pizzas.

    • The Telegraph has deleted this sob story

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  • State schools.

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  • Shoes on. I didn’t splash out on these handmade hobnail boots just to leave them at the door.

    • (・∀・)

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  • !Subscribe

    • Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 after passing budget evaluation

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  • Velcro them to the walls!

    • Superhero content fans, what kind of media do you want to see in the future?

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  • Flip side of the question: I don't want to see multiverse/alternate universe/alternate timelines. At best they cheapen the stakes, at worst they remove them entirely. Oh noes, Wolverine has died but no matter we have a gazillion spare Wolverines, we'll just use one of them. Oh noes, Earth #2471893 might be destroyed but no matter there's an infinite number of other Earths. Etc.

    • “It’s Compiling!”

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  • "better"

    Compile time was Usenet time.

    • “It’s Compiling!”

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  • Remember the Windows 95 copying files animation?

    A colleague and I were sitting waiting for a shit-ton (UK Imperial, not metric) of files for the project we were working on to be copied to a backup folder when our (pretty computer-clueless) boss wandered up behind us and said (with no irony at all - he was called Wolfgang): "Playing a game on company time?"

    But then we all also wrote scripts which printed meaningless computer gibberish to the screen so we could take a bit of time out and relax - and if he ever showed up we'd be allL "It's compiling" or "It's recalibrating the main drive" or "It's defragging the video ROM".

    • What's yours?

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  • Hmm, I don't think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.

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  • Baby hippo.

    • What was sexual education like for you?

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  • Can confirm, hedge porn was a thing in Scotland too.

    As for sex education, our chemistry teacher once showed us how to put a condom on a banana. That was about it.

    • Paneraverse

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  • All good, my man!

    • Paneraverse

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  • I thought we were on time travellers' café/diner. Everytime he kills JFK, hoping for a different historical outcome each time, he comes here afterwards for the breakfast special.

    • Paneraverse

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  • i bet the guy in the back in the blue probably killed jfk

    More than once.

    • May The Fleas Of Ten Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

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  • May your USB plug never be the right way up first time you try to insert it.

    JK, this is true for everyone, every time!

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  • Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.

    • I have a terrible memory for numbers so:

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  • 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

    Emergency, which service do you require? Fire, Police or Ambulance?

    • I mean... I don't see the problem?

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  • Is your brain wearing a shell suit as it does that?

    • It aint that hard, fuck wits

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  • Bus drivers have entered the chat.

    • What home-cooked meal do you frequently make and still enjoy?

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  • Yeah, you could easily just stir the spinach through immediately before serving the rice. I might try that next time. Like I say, always tweaking!