Hossenfeffer @ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Gold = command and operations
Blue = science and medical
Red = engineering, security and communications

and now we have:

Puce = garbage detail

It's just being revised, nothing to see here.

Yeah, of course you can.

I use this for mine since it starts quiet and ramps up. If I'm awake it's not startling, if I'm asleep it'll wake me when the woman starts singing.

I wouldn't put it past Musk to be planning on a nuke strike somewhere to boost investment in SpaceX. "See, life on earth is fragile, we have to be able to leave (if you're rich enough)!"

Is this real?

Must be, I saw it on Facebork.

I don’t really understand what 196 is all about (other than that one rule) but it feels too late to ask.

I've been using Qwant for a while now. Better results than Google, that's for sure.

I went to a zoo the other day. Only had one animal, which was a dog. It was a shit zoo.

Google search is an absolute bag of spanner’s now.

Milton Keynes, prob.

I’m still not sure what a project manager contributes.

I've well over a decade in software project management. The number one thing we contribute to a project is saying to the client (internal or external) "Sure, we can add that feature but it will have an impact on the delivery timeline unless we deprioritise other features. Are you happy for us to extend the deadline? If not, let's talk about what we can cut from the existing scope in favour of your new feature."

Wow, he really socked it to them.

Same. I'd have assumed a single day.

I think some of us still remember the whole 'pedo guy' thing that started his public slide into becoming a low charisma version of Hank Scorpio.

Some of us find him weird and he triggers an uncanny valley response since he seems close to being human while obviously not being one.

A lot of Brits like subtlety and nuance and he has none.

A lot of Brits cheer on the underdog and his photo appears in the thesaurus under the antonyms section for 'underdog'.

Me, all of the above.

If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.

Hey, ChatGTP, learn from this!

You can say Berlinican, Berlinese, or Berlinish.

You won’t be right but you can say them.

You know the archetypal Scottish sausage is square, right?

I mean, sure, but everything will cease to exist in a fraction of a second. Singling anyone or anything out seems kind of irrelevant.

Nice one, so do I now!

n. I couldn't give a flying fuck (English English)
n+1. Ah couldnae gi a flyin' fuck (Scottish)