HooPhuckenKarez @ HooPhuckenKarez @kbin.social

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B,A,B,A, up, down, B,A, left, right, B,A, start.

I would like you to win.

I bought a Powerball ticket the first time it hit a billion. I found out why later that day. I knew it was a waste to begin with, but it kinda pissed me off. 2006ish(?), turns out making the odds even worse drives up jackpot.

Hurry up chucklefucks, get out there and pay your stupid tax! Bonus points for holding up the line, during the afternoon rush, at an already busy gas station.

Thanks Obama.

Coffee Stain Studios seem really give an actual shit about their fans.

I'm a mechanic irl, and I have this issue all the time. I don't need a 12 minute 38 second video to show me how to get some particular bits apart, while text and long lost pictures don't work very well either.

I think they foud it in Venus' atmosphere a year or so ago.

Tell me it was WWGOWGA.

There was no way that one wouldn't come out weird.

Where the FUCK did all of these fucking spoons come from?

You're bullshit opinion is why I can't find a decent, locally made, buggy whip.

I have quit and collected more than once.

Hot sloppy oral.

The only app I've paid for is Torque Pro. If you deal with cars a lot it's worth the 5 bucks. The free version is also pretty handy.

He must've forgotten to add "...in Minecraft.".

Sim City strats FTW!

Illuminatus?

My patio smokes more of my weed than I do. Come and get it.

Brined and slowcooked. Like a brisket, but fattier and more cathartic.