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HonoraryMancunian @ HonoraryMancunian @lemmy.world
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English is weird

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  • 'Knee' and 'Leigh' are pronounced the same.

    Well they rhyme, but I wouldn't go as far as to say they're pronounced the same

    • From the moon's perspective, any cow that jumps is over it

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  • I don't think snakes can either

    • From the moon's perspective, any cow that jumps is over it

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  • Holy shit that is so pure

    • From the moon's perspective, any cow that jumps is over it

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  • As someone who used to be subscribed to r/happycowgifs, they definitely can!

    • House Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+

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  • We just want a happy life like everyone else

    I thought you wanted to indoctrinate the kids with the woke mind virus, and various other buzzwords and word salad

    • Choose A or B

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  • Only within a finite space. If the universe is infinite then they can be spaced arbitrarily far apart

    • Angry bald man

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  • Because you can't get them to love you

    • Relatable to everyone

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  • How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren't Real?

    • Gir(ule)l

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  • My mistake

    • They forgot the LGBTQ...

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  • You criticise wealth disparity, yet live in a capitalist society. Curious. I am very intelligent.

    • Gir(ule)l

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  • They've given the amounts. It's one sugar, two honey, three flour, four egg and five-and-a-half pounds of butter

    • defoe posting

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    • my sweater

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  • Being pre-internet and shown on terrestrial TV with its plethora of (random, funny, weird) softcore porn, it was a very coming-of-age show for a lot of us now in our 30s and 40s

    • Mouth

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  • Honestly I'm finding this mesmerising lol

    • my sweater

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    • my sweater

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  • This guy was one half of a duo that holds a very special place in 12-year-old-me's heart

    • One in seven HR heads believe men are better suited to top jobs

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  • If even 14% of children prefer peanut butter over almond butter, there's a bias problem, amirite? We must do something about the bias against almond butter!

    This is a false equivalence. It's fine if some kids have a preferred butter. It's not so fine if some HR heads have a belief that men are better suited to top jobs.

    • Time changes us all

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  • Stings like a bitch though

    • As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.

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  • Russell's Taco Bell

    • Underappreciated humour

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