HonkyTonkWoman @ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee

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Thanks for this. Out of curiosity & lack of knowledge, what makes this service different/better than imgbb or imgur?

I know imgur has that weirdness where hidden posts sometimes get marked 18+, but outside of that, I’m rather clueless about other pros/cons.

I’m convinced it’s a thumb. Like, they found the kid’s head on a stock photo site, but it was just the head & no other body parts.

I imagine the marketing team would have initiated a request to see if the original neck was available for use, but either the appearance release did not cover anything below the young child’s chin or it was too expensive to license both the head & the neck.

Then, at the last hour, with deadlines raging, execs cursing, & client’s threatening to sue… that assistant editor, who hasn’t been pulling their weight, whips out their phone & photographs the prettiest thumb on staff.

Here’s the recipe.

Fair warning, this my first attempt at writing down a recipe so, measurements are guesstimated. Adjust to your liking.

I use a Sous vide so I can cook multiple pieces of chicken at once. Use it for salads, sandwiches, etc throughout the week. These tacos just kinda evolved from there.

Enjoy. If you do it better than me, please feel free to brag.

Chicken Ingredients:

• 1 Boneless Chicken Breast
• 1 & ½ TBSP - Tandoori Paste
• 1 TBSP - Chopped Green Onion (optional)
• ½ TSP - Lime Juice
• 1 Clove - Minced Garlic (optional)
• Salt & Pepper to taste
• ½ TBSP - Chopped Fresh Cilantro
• 1-2 Sprigs of Fresh Cilantro (optional)
• ½ TSP - Neutral Flavored Oil (I use grape seed)
• ¼ Cup - Shredded Cabbage
• 1 & ½ TBSP - Pico de Gallo
• Tortillas

Method:

• Place defrosted Chicken Breast in Sous Vide bag
• Add 1 TBSP of tandoori paste & smush bag to evenly coat meat.
• Add sprigs of fresh Cilantro if desired
• Vacuum seal bag
• Place in bath, cook at 146° (or desired temp) for 2 hours
• Remove bag from bath, shred chicken
• Toss shredded chicken with green onions, minced garlic, oil, salt & pepper
• Sauté to desired doneness in frying pan, adding in lime juice & remaining tandoori paste ½ way through
• Layer cabbage, chicken, pico de gallo, shallots, & sauce on tortillas as desired

Faux Crema
(Rough estimate, adjust as desired)

• ⅛ Cup - Sour Cream
• 1 TBSP - Chili Pepper Sauce
• ½ TSP - Lime Juice
• Blend together

Crispy Shallots Ingredients:

• 1 Peeled Shallot - Finely Sliced (mandoline works well)
• ½ TSP - Garlic Powder
• ½ TSP - Smoked Paprika
• ½ TSP - Chipotle Powder
• ½ TSP - Fresh Cracked Pepper
• ½ TSP - Salt
• ¼ Cup - Flour (roughly)
• Buttermilk

Method:

• In a small bowl, mix shallots with:
• — ¼ TSP - Garlic Powder
• — ¼ TSP - Smoked Paprika
• — ½ TSP - Chipotle Powder
• — ¼ TSP - Fresh Cracked Pepper
• — ¼ TSP - Salt
• Cover with Buttermilk & marinate for at least one hour
• Strain marinated shallots
• Mix Flour with:
• — ¼ TSP - Garlic Powder
• — ¼ TSP - Smoked Paprika
• — ¼ TSP - Fresh Cracked Pepper
• — ¼ TSP - Salt
• Coat marinated shallots with flour mixture
• Fry at 350° until crispy
• Remove from oil, sprinkle with salt to taste **These shallots fry fast, keep a close eye

Amen.

I CAN SEE THIS. REMOVE THIS FROM MY PHONE. I DID NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS FACEBOOK. CRACKERBARGLE. I MUSTHAVE BEEN HACKED.

DORIS DIED LAST TUESDAY. RPLY IN BIG LETTERS LOST MY GLASSES AND CABT SEE SMALL ONES.

It’s the rise spezkin. Super Reddit Hyper Loyalists so invested in their upcoming karma farming fortunes that any threat to Reddit gets met with scorched earth tactics.

…I’m only kidding, I hope this doesn’t become a thing.

Thanks for that heads up. I wonder if it’s because the album is set to hidden on imgur.

I think it should be considered a new trend, call it Gutter Balling

They stone you with the day-old, rock hard apple pies.

Can I clock in & then just leave?

It’s technically not quitting. I’d just show up each day, clock in, then fuck off & go bowling.

They’d probably fire me, but would they still have to pay me for the time I was on the clock?

#TitularTitanticTittyTuesdays

She goes to Canada. It’s a big school.

From the way I read it, it sounds like the guy had the rod from the lawn ornament with him, inside the freezer. He then tried to push the rod through the freezer seal from the inside, in an attempt to disengage the latch on the outside, but could not make it work.

If that’s the correct assessment, it means the guy was actively trying to escape, but couldn’t.

I’m pretty sure they’d just let that other 19 year old join a different gang. Like, maybe even join a fun one.

What’s that one cool gang called? The one where members wear matching uniforms, get shiny badges to indicate their authority, & drive cars with cool flashing lights on top?

I mean.. no judge in their right mind would ruin the life of a young person just for following the crowd, right?

/s (or whatever the sarcasm tag is on Lemmy)