HonkyTonkWoman @ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee

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“Mista! Mista!”

Aww, I thought they were blowing bubbles. Looked like fun.

Cause our special big boy didn’t cry in the shower & has been allowed to use the illegal phone to check their emails! It’s a special day!

MLMEMMY LEMLMY MLEMMYM

I dunno which one works, but the only way we’ll get enough Huns to pull this off is with a solid tagline.

Maybe something like, “Upvote your down line, lest ye receive downvotes from your up line.”

Like this?

That’s a new house sauce from Chef Dan called Santorum. Think it’s named after some politician from Pennsylvania.

Thanks, I did not know that!

My bad, thanks for that. I knew that at some point!

Maybe Charles was telling the truth, but the reporter missed the fact that Charles was, in fact, a ghost.

I say fire the reporter.

“that’s a stupid fucking comment. You don’t federate you don’t even have an instance”

The Pilot that lost the F-35. I feel like that could’ve been a producer’s money saving tactic in late episodes of Nightrider or Air Wolf…

“Hey Michael, solving this crime on your own? Where’s Kit?”

“Oh we were just in a high speed pursuit together & I had jump out. I’m sure Kit will turn up sooner or later, must be getting a car wash or somethin’…”

“Michael, did you lose the car?”

Reminds me of You Don’t Surf.

Here’s a cut out. It’s worse.

It is a tux with sequin lapels. That’s Clarence Carter, a blind guitar player probably most well known for his song Strokin’.

Old boy was a bit of a badass.

Mmmhmm. Spicy.

Aww that sucks. It looked fine when i uploaded it. Thanks for the heads up.

They should re-release Ivan Stewart’s Super Off-road & make this an unlockable upgrade.

You just drive around flattening all the jumps & crushing the other drivers.

“Toot. Toot. Mother fucker. I’m coming through.”

Don’t you start planting seeds for a Chik-fil-a food truck now…