HonkyTonkWoman @ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee

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Spoken like a true patriot! Someone get this person an application for office. I don’t care which office, any office, pick an office.

That is way too much common sense not to be in office!

Does this constitute a felony not of moral turpitude?

Cause if so, he can’t vote for himself in his home state.

Double the neurosyphilis! Or maybe just double syphilis & give him a different kind of syphilis too.

What about the neurosyphilis? Can we still give him neurosyphilis?

Asshole kept comparing himself to Capone…

Let’s give him what he wants!

Sentence his ass to 11 years & a roaring case of neurosyphilis.

YAY!!!! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!!

Going with that logic, McD’s should cut costs by doing away with their septic system & just feed all of that shit directly back into their supply chain.

They could have a hose running back to the kitchen that plops some shit right on the bun with each flush!

If you’re lucky, you get to eat the same burger twice!!

The problem with that logic is that McDonalds has not upped the value of their product. I didn’t take Business 101, but I’m pretty sure it’d be considered bad business to try and sell the same piece of shit you’ve always sold for a higher price than you typically sell for.

Grilled Peanut Butter Sandwiches are definitely a thing & quite delicious. I’m just not sure I’d ever add cheese to the flavor pallet.

In high school, my friends & I got really stoned after our band performed one night.

We mocked up some NASA letterhead, pulled out the phone book, & proceeded to create dozens of signed & sealed official correspondence from the space agency.

Every letter read:

Dear Jerry,

You’ll never be an astronaut.

Love, NASA

…now I kinda want to do that with this butter box trick. Just randomly select a dozen or so mailing addresses & send them one of these with no other explanation.

Are they suing for defamation? I may have misread, but I thought the suit was over the nature of the comments, more so than the target.

From the article

Maréchal faces a fine of €30,000 ($32,446) if she’s found guilty of using a transphobic insult and €3,750 ($4,056) if she’s guilty of using a “sexist insult due to one’s gender identity.”

To me, that sounds more like they’re suing over an ethical standards issue, but I don’t know French law in the least.

I guess maybe the group could be suing over the ethical issues & Gascon’s could be a defamation suit, I just didn’t see that laid out in the article.

Could be wrong, just my take.

I know Covid played a big role & economy supply chain blah blah blah…

What I want to know is how much of the bankruptcy has to do with Brad’s Wife?

Puddle of floof

“What’s your mutation? Teleportation? Laser Eyes? Weaponized Tornadoes?”

“…I… I can smell ants... how about yours?”

“Oh… well… my mutation is that cilantro tastes like chalk to me.”

The kid who got it wrong? Numbers McCountyFingers.

I’ve found that with proper care & paying attention to what I use each bag for helps.

If I use a bag say for tandoori chicken sous vide…

When the chicken’s done, I rinse the bag thoroughly, fill it to ¼, add a lil soap, seal it up, & put it back in the sous vide bath, while it’s still warm.

Let it cool off & then give it a rinse & scrub, before drying.

It’s gentler on the bag than the dishwasher, but still gets it sanitary & clean.

I’ll try to continue using that bag for chicken, if not specifically tandoori chicken.

This is where having two different colors can be helpful. I use gray for meat & blue for everything else.

Blue bags obviously last a bit longer, but this current batch of gray is a year old & still in decent shape.

Just went with a generic option. I have some that have blue zip tops & some with gray.

The one big recommendation I can make is to get one with a battery powered suction pump. They’re little bit more expensive, but the handheld pumps have broken on me in the past.

This is the latest brand I purchased.

Beautiful… just beautiful

Reusable, vacuum sealable ziplock bags. Cuts back on waste & lengthens the shelf life of most foods.

It’s also really nice to be able to buy bulk meats & be able to separate them into vacuum sealed single servings.

And last but not least, it really helps with using the sous vide. I like being able to separate a bulk package of chicken into individual meals with different marinades. Just pull a bag out & defrost it, then it’s 90 seconds a side to gourmet meals midweek.

…and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”