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HonkyTonkWoman @ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee
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‘What are the odds?’ California family lost one home to wildfire in 2018 — and a second in 2024

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  • That’s some great arm-chair criticism right there.

    “You just suffered the second tragedy of your life? Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure the next one will be your fault too.”

    Show a little empathy.

    • It's so bad.

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    • Whole foods

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  • Like good whisky? Or that rotgut apple flavored nonsense?

    • Whole foods

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  • …and yet the ears didn’t catch on. Who woulda thunk?

    • Driver roasted darker than a Vietnamese robusta

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  • Well… Record deals?

    • How to deal with being bald?

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  • HRT is magic for hair loss.

    • homer

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  • That’s an Ownputer right there. Get that man a beverage of discerning taste. Get that man a Bartles & James.

    • homer

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  • We are all Ownputer on this blessed day.

    • Another account banned from Twitter thanks to Musky Boy

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  • Last time I saw ‘em, he said something about hanging out with his buddy at Boeing.

    I’m sure everything’s fine, they’re prolly just messin with planes & stuff.

    • Shove it up your ass literally homophobes.

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  • It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

    I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.

    • I didn’t know geese can own cars

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  • Have you honked? That made me feel a bit better.

    • Shove it up your ass literally homophobes.

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  • Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

    The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

    • Shove it up your ass literally homophobes.

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  • …I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!

    Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?

    • Shove it up your ass literally homophobes.

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  • Phil-Harmonica & his Merry Band of ButtPlug Troubadours

    • Shove it up your ass literally homophobes.

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  • They grab a can of Fix-A-Flat to seal up the hole real good.

    • Shove it up your ass literally homophobes.

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  • The Egyptians were buried with their wealth. Wonder if they’ll think we ate ours & then plugged ourselves up to prevent any from leaking out?

    Maybe we should start dumping a bunch of pennies in our coffins to support this hypothesis?

    • Shove it up your ass literally homophobes.

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  • If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.

    • Creek in the Woods

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  • That looks like the giant pumice stone in the bend of Malibu Creek in CA. Great shot.

    • AI is going to be used to change the world.

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  • Boner: no one said anything about a PAIR of Death Stars…

    • No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

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  • “AP… did you eat your vegetables?”

    “Oh? Oh Really? Well how many did you eat?”

    “No. I mean eat. Not just pushed around the plate…”

    “That’s it. No more couch fuckin’ til you’ve finished your corn!”