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TheOrcWhoWrites @ HoneyMustardGas @lemmy.world
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The unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.

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  • Legal happiness?

    • Bob Ross Energy Drink. I wonder if it tastes like a 'happy accident'.

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  • Okay this made me chuckle.

    • Bob Ross Energy Drink. I wonder if it tastes like a 'happy accident'.

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  • What vultures? Five Below? That is where I saw it originally.

    • An edgelord used to be a wannabe cool guy, now it's someone that's really good at masturbating without finishing.

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  • Gooning is from the first person perspective while edging is a denial of climax from a second person. Same concept, different outcome.

    • The unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.

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  • No, Shakespeare's sequel to Hamlet: To be or not to be born.

    • The unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.

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  • Instead of 'or vice versa', I originally had 'or both'. But yeah, this is accurate

    • This tree with flowers on the trunk.

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  • I wish I sprouted flowers when I was stressed.

    • My cat is a cake pop

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  • They are such a tease.

    • This tree with flowers on the trunk.

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  • They are beautiful.

    • That face

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  • I have a cat that does it and we have a giant box. They sometimes see that it hasn't been scooped which is usually right when I come home from work. If an expert can chime in I would like to know which. Comfort is more logical but cats are known to be hygienic, it is perplexing, unless it is just both.

    • Stuck

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  • Is 4011 something real? Or am I missing something?

    • Stuck

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  • Definitely awarded

    • Stuck

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  • "So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?"

    • That face

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  • My cat does that. It is a hygienic or a comfort thing.

    • My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.

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  • Bowl of ravioli, my bad

    • My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.

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  • *microwave and they are "reheat only" technically

    • My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.

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  • The odd thing is I really also thought it might be a great idea because of the frustration. I was ready to destroy it.

    • My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.

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  • Now that is a great idea /s

    • My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.

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  • I pryed it open with a knife. Eventually. And wasted the ravioli.

    • My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.

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  • The plastic was fused to the glass some how. I pryed it off and salvaged the plate. Also, I already tried all of that.