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  • So, it was never official? They need a bill for this!?!?

  • Sucralose tastes better and is healthier. SAMs club colas are pretty good

  • I did end up researching Pavlov after posting and whether he had any famous paradoxical discoveries. This joke was copypasta from a submission site I am afraid, lol. They are doctors, a pair of docs.

  • Some of the cats might be dead due to Shrodinger's paradox.

  • They are doctors who have paradoxical theories (pair of docs) but after some research Pavlov's theory of conditioning is not a paradox so the site I ripped this joke off of may have used the wrong doctor.

  • All women are gorgeous! There is no question.

  • I forgot you could do that. I had a habit of making sure I subbed before commenting. Lol.

  • Then, later, on the john, it got its revenge.

  • Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

  • It both makes sense and doesn't at the same time but eventually the punchline might ring a bell.

  • It sounds a lot deeper than not being able to spell a particular word. Spelling is the number one thing many college students have in common, so it is common to not be able to spell something. Main reason autocorrect and spell check is a thing in tech. I can see why you would be embarrassed due to the pressure of an audience.

    Intelligence isn't measured that way. Just tell them you were having a bad day and if they don't give you another chance, they are not worth the trouble.

  • Probably not as it is not close enough to the known pronunciation. Some people have been accepted despite pronouncing their answers incorrectly and received backlash. It's usually up to the host to determine.

  • Well, that's 'cause you came here in the middle of the conversation all catawampus actin' all ill-willie; if we start from the beginning, only then you can see that this response is just taradiddle. Soon, you will notice that I am using these highfalutin words to just Hornswoggle ya. Now, excuse me while I absquatulate.