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Hobbes_Dent @ Hobbes_Dent @lemmy.world
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Trump and Putin agree to an immediate ceasefire for energy and infrastructure in Ukraine war

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  • No Nobel for you Don until you also negotiate protection for the rocks.

    Nice to see lives protected. /s

    • Pineapple was never the problem

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  • Yeah.

    Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.

    Kiwi would be sauce.

    • Doug Ford says U.S. plans to introduce ‘global tariff’ on April 2

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  • Trump has previously criticized Ford for targeting energy amid the trade war, telling reporters in the Oval Office last week that “you shouldn’t be playing with electricity.”

    You sHoULdNt bE plaYiNg wiTH ELEctRicITy

    plays with sovereignty

    ALT TEXT because I can’t upload: Ken Jeong, actor from the stupidest country on Earth, mimics ejaculation whilst clothed in the desert.

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  • Hear me out.

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    • We’ve Officially Entered the Next Phase of Trump’s Dictatorship Era

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  • How’s it feel to fail all those kids who died while you jerked over your freedoms (lol) and duties to protect against blah blah blah it was all lies you all worship money and white men.

    • Chuck Schumer Forced to Postpone Book Tour After Turning on Dems in Funding Vote Prompts 'Security Concerns'

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  • Feces ferret.

    • What If Trump is serious about annexing Canada?

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  • I’m pretty sure we’ve all figured out our own personal insurrection style already.

    Mine is penises in the dead mouth like the Viet Cong did. And blowing up Americans.

    There’s no “what if he’s serious” here, the rest of the world with half a brain saw it already.

    • Secretary of State Marco Rubio says "we're going to keep doing it" after arrest of Columbia activist

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  • Y’all really need to change that anthem.

    Home of the something I dunno. Stupid? Nazi? Nazi rhymes I suppose.

    • Trump says his vow to end Ukraine's war in 24-hours was 'sarcastic'

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    • What parody surpassed what it was trying to parody?

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  • Naked Gun.

    Austin Powers.

    Team America: World Police

    • screaming professor noise intensifies

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  • Face Higgs-er maintenance on the toob.

    clang

    “Bos-off, muthafucka.”

    • Neo(Nazi)Liberals

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  • Trying again today huh?

    Those aren’t liberals, those are conservative fascists.

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  • Because the devolution will be televised.

    And Americans fucking looooove reality tv stars. Reality is right there in the name so must be real just like wraslin and firin’ a prenises.

    • What are your thoughts on paternity leave?

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  • I don’t know what to say to you.

    In Canada we get 18 months which can be 12 maternity and 6 paternity, or a combo of say 15 and 3.

    The amazing thing is that it’s amazing to such a rich country that we look after our people.

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  • I mean all of America.

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  • America: “All cops are bad.”

    Also America: “The president can bully anyone he wants in the world. We love dear leader. Oh, and dear leader is Donald Trump, he is our strongman icon.”

    • NeoNaziLiberals

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  • Maybe your country went stupider ‘cuz you didn’t learn words and just sling em instead.

    • Trump demands unprecedented control at Columbia, alarming scholars and speech groups

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  • First they came for Columbia, but it wasn’t my football team.

    • Elon reportedly orders government to stop feeding the bomb-sniffing dogs

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  • Yeah, they need something to blame on Canada to get the full support of their idiot population to kill us.

    • Canada reconsidering F-35 purchase amid tensions with Washington, says minister

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  • Why would we want brickable planes from an aggressor?