Hobbes_Dent @ Hobbes_Dent @lemmy.world

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Oh fuck yes.

This guy gets it.

I hope this goes viral. It really is incredible.

and we look indecisive

Ugh. I didn’t want to agree with you but this little flex for the faithful seals it.

Hey has anyone called you Americans Nazis yet this hour?

“Billion”, sadly, is a term that nowadays conjures an individual human or corporate level figure.

“Trillion” is an economy level figure and suitably conjures an idea of how fucked up you all are.

IMHO.

Literally.

“Powerful start”?

Of course.

This - the abhorrent security alone - should be like, 24/7 on every channel invasion of Iraq TV, but no.

Thanks for making it national news, major national media. Good work.

Remember that time when Donald Trump said Canada should be booted from Five Eyes, and are a National Security Threat^TM?

This is how the self-declared protector and benefactor of the “free” world treats the actual lives of billions right now. After he fucking had classified documents in his bathroom secrets for sale operation.

That’s boldly generous as “strike two” in American parlance. But these days they’ll just carry right on past three to fuck the libs because Elon paid for your brain cells to kill the woke mind virus. Right past strike three and nobody will even remember all the kids that died while they polish their weapons and store them for when an immigrant or trans person or coloured person knocks on the wrong door.

Yet still so many expect consideration that they didn’t vote for him. No. Americans are traitors to us all. The inaction at this point is acceptance. Especially considering your history.

These people want war. Americans seem to as well. It’s idiocy not to see it coming. The old whites get to die playing their game of zeroes and Elon gets to see if he can fix the climate with cataclysm while he tries for Mars. Because his daughter is trans and ruined his eugenic fantasy. He sure picked the right country to do it with.

You put us all at existential risk.

I, however, knew two hours before the first bombs exploded that the attack might be coming. The reason I knew this is that Pete Hegseth, the secretary of defense, had texted me the war plan at 11:44 a.m. The plan included precise information about weapons packages, targets, and timing.

This is going to require some explaining.

I yelled “HE TOOK THE ROOK!” to see if there was an echo.

ROOK

rook

_rook

Here we go huh?

K.

So.

What about that library entrance?

I want to have sympathy. Even more in the case of Point Roberts. But I grew up in a society saturated with Americans ideas on freedom and rights and governance and diplomacy and… and… what is right and…

And yeah.

I hear vibrating butt plugs fill the gap.

“Modernize”?

For fuck sake.

My takeaway is that journalist just woke up and was napping for the last month.

That’s some column inches.

Agreed, but then amongst the vacuum Russia aims at Europe, China takes Taiwan, and off we go.

Country? You guys are going to start a world war.

If I was gifted one I’d host a smash the Tesla neighborhood party.

Free admission, sledgehammers provided.

Loved by hundreds of millions.

He embodies them.

Of course bear arms don’t fit. They’re for fingers, and human ones at that though perhaps a cub could surprise a few.