Hobbes_Dent @ Hobbes_Dent @lemmy.world

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Oh lol I thought that said inoculations and vaccinations.

How silly.

I expected better.

So did we.

I was also today years old when I read a headline about DOGE heading into the SEC.

Weird.

Denmark.

No offence to the Swiss, but we need to go drink on Hans Island and build weapons together.

🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth pullin' dong 🎶

In the year six thousand and eighty eight since the flood the Free People wondered if they’d lived suitably MAGA to be redeemed from eternity in the domain of Biden, Lord of Evil.

That’s so true that I’m gonna edit and add it.

I picture a sign at Onion HQ.

It has been 0 0 3 days since we were accidentally factual news.

Just to be perfectly clear for the back, it’s also that we don’t want to give you our money.

Aww shit you beat me to it. Nice.

Exactly.

We’ve all watched the kids die too while the USA culturally adopted an armed populace in defence of a rogue government and risks to freedom.

The United States is threatening invasion of a free and allied nation.

The media is complicit.

The population is complicit.

Edit: The military is complicit.

No, no, I just mean my bullshit. Because satire is dead.

They signed up for incogni after watching a YouTube streamer to learn Signal but invited a Russian data broker to the meeting about it.

The above is fake news. Maybe.

We've got to install microwave ovens

Custom long dong delivery

We've got to move these refrigerators

We've got to stand back and lean to pee

Look it here, look out

Many of the rest already knew.

You investigate the massive security breach with an even bigger security breach?

Tom Clancys Rotating Coffin Turbine Power Generation - may he rotate in peace - is going to need to upgrade the lines.

Type 2 is a problem with the receptor, you monsters.

Biochemistry?

Gesundheit.

If ya tell people enough times that the gubment rigs the system they just let you do it.