All companies are built upon unfathomable amounts of stolen surplus labor value, yet people only cry about a crime when you steal from the robber barons
I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri, Idaho, South Dakota, Alaska, Rhode Island, Hawai'i, Utah, Indiana, Florida, or Maine!
Clerk: "Um, sir, that doesn't look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?"
The jig is up. Run
Apologize profusely
[Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don't know what fruits are
EVEN 58%
+1 You look terribly frazzled
This is a Red Check. It can not be retried
Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] "Is this not a banana?" You say in the most genuine tone you can muster Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back
The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression
Clerk: "Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana"
Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this
I've been meaning to look into planting some Camas bulbs. A kind of tuber crop grown by indigenous people around here. Used to be entire prairies of them before whitey showed up
Hi, I'm not @boboblaw@hexbear.net, but it seems you're having some difficulty understanding where you are right now. I understand object permeance and talking to multiple people may be confusing for some. What you are on right now is called a Public Internet Forum. This is a type of forum where anyone with an internet connection and a functioning web browser can participate in all manner of discussion. In this discussion in particular, I was making a joke about how dumb you are taking a intellectual posture on the internet while clearly having absolutely nothing of remote intellectual interest backing it. Now you might be saying "Now wait a minute here Mr. Chungus, but you aren't the person I was talking to earlier!"
And you know what internet user? You're right. With the magic of the internet, any number of internet users can communicate with you, not just one! You can tell when a different internet user is communicating with you by checking either their Profile Picture or their Username, which are distinct indicators of who you're talking to
If you have any other questions about using the internet, feel free to ask them now
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