HipsterTenZero @ HipsterTenZero @dormi.zone

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unhinged but i get it

just a straight up orange. I fucking love oranges

Ok ok ok, I'll explain in further detail.

HipsterTenZero's shitty mega pancake

Serves 1

Place 1 tablespoon of salted butter in the rice cooker and flip the switch.

Mix together ~3/4 cup of store-bought pancake mix (I like the cheap kind!) and ~1/3 cup of milk.

Dump the batter in on top of the liquefied butter.

Wait for the first cycle to be done by taking the dog out (important step: pet dog)

hit the switch for a second cycle.

Make coffee or something. Put on some pants if you haven't already (optional).

Once the second cycle is done, poke the top of the 'cake with a fork to ensure it's fully cooked through.

If done, rotate the rice cooker 180 degrees vertically to dispense the delicious mega-pancake. Otherwise hit it with a cheeky 3rd cycle.

it looks like this!

Top with whatever garbage is around.

Someone mentioned slicing it up, but I just say scarf it down as-is. Who is gonna judge, eh?

the trick is that i'm American. We've evolved to seek out large meals and sugar rewards in our environment kind of like ants

yep. Just drop a bit of butter in and let it melt while you put some coffee on and mix together the milk and pancake mix, drop it in for 2 cycles, and enjoy. It's almost as easy as microwaving.

Papa nurgle smiles upon mankind, i guess.

The hipsters are right, popular music directly coorelates to shitty music.

I only want to hear you sing if you're singing your heart out to the void.

I bought a small rice cooker a while back. I have pancakes way more often now, which has really helped cut down my breakfast budget. I can snag a month of breakfast for like 5 dollars. Yeah sure, they're extra thicc and not as nutritious as a full complex meal, but its a lot less of a hassle than actually heating up the skillet and cooking a meal while I'm half-asleep.

bremdstimks

I pretty much only dream when I can go back to bed after waking up. Not the most common occurance, but it happens

Reader mode works at least. Unlike some other websites that just absolutely refuse to play ball.

please don't call yourself that, people who don't have sex and incels are very different

Clothing with patches sewn into the interior in the shape of the brand you're trying to sell. Like braille ads, but for your clothes.

the trick is to tell the Junimos to fuck off and sell your soul to Joja. Now you can do whatever you want.

funny enough, the tbfp subreddit is what actually got me onto lemmy. There was a tiny sbfp community that popped up around the blackout protest, but it faded pretty quick.

I was on the Pathfinder.social instance for a little bit until that died off too, and then hopped over to a tiny art instance called crystals.rest, and now onto the warframe instance. This one's surprisingly resilient for how niche it is!

baldurs gate moment

Castle Super Beast is what I put on for grinding in video games. Woolie Madden & Patrick Boivin from SBFP made their own podcast after dissolving the channel, and it's now been going on for about as long as their old podcast. It's about a bunch of nerd bullshit like video games, but with a slight veneer of a focus on industry news.

Dogs. Like, have you seen a poodle or a chihuahua? They're super cute little gremlins. On the other hand, you've got pugs... poor little dudes, they just want to breathe.

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh

Beekeeping. I appreciate and respect the little guys, but I can't overcome the panic when a loud buzzy thing with a knife on its ass comes near me.