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  • What the fuck is... home fries?

    the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.

  • I think i've figured out how to do it. The trick is to just have an automation hyperfixation then make automated to-do lists. If you do it just right, you'll trick yourself into feeling compelled to check off the tasks so that it can repopulate every day. Sneak in the manageable tasks kind of like when you hide your dog's medicine in a slice of cheese.

  • No, i don't need that. It was a fun fantasy when I was younger, but unless I end up losing use of my limbs or something, cyborging it up seems like a bad move in our nonfictional world.

  • WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP dot, fuck em up

    WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP i'mma do my stuff

  • This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I'm under the illusion that they're being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would've definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.

  • what the fuck i don't even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this

  • of course not, I have mirror image up lmao

  • No. I aspire to be kind to people that need kindness, though.

  • potato

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  • I'm in the potato trap, sorry mom, sorry pops. But the delicious tuber calls to me

  • You're on Lemmy, why not try your hand at contributing to an open source project that catches your interest?

  • somewhere around 2012. I wanted to have something on my wall as a teen.

  • Loser

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  • You can still play it, you know. Those rules didn't go anywhere.

  • For context, we're playing an elder scrolls RPG in my tabletop group. We've been meeting the various leaders of cyrodiil. They were handing out cute quests like "hey, can you grab some authentic akaviri swords folded over a million times then dropped in a hole in the ground for me?" and "pls help, I think my goober son is getting into a mischief."

    The count of skingrad just straight up officially sanctioned a murder in the streets of a vigilant of stendarr.

  • i only draw the line at microwaved pizza, I'd absolutely demolish that.

  • margherita pizza, followed by trashy pizza.

  • I can also recommend the game Vermis, which is just the manual, with no game attached