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LousyCornMuffins
LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world
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What your cat hates most?

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  • That, uh, huh. I would like to refute that but I don't know enough about birds.

    • 'Oblivion Remastered with guns' becomes reality as modder jury-rigs a literal Glock into the game and shoots up an Oblivion Tower with it

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  • It's no Shrek

    • Helth

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  • your berries make it home?

    • ‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis

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  • Why did I read this in bed

    • I'm very Jesus-like

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  • Moths generally make you feel better than murder.

    From an outside perspective. From an "oh, I just murdered a shitton of empanadas" perspective, still probably better. Fuck now I want like 100 empanadas

    • I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter.

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  • We got the expensive cat poop machine and have been very happy with it.

    • I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter.

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    • Coffee time

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  • How'd it go?

    • Coffee time

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  • I'm on an oolong tea kick right now. I had this delicious strawberry bullshit tea someone gave us and then tried this oolong I bought and they tasted so close to each other and fantastic. I feel better about drinking ten cups of tea a day than ten cups of coffee

    • A lifehack

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  • I make my cats give me snuggles to get treats. I love a cuddled life.

    • Some worms have bones.

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  • Excuse me but my gummy is made exclusively of hooves

    • The real culprit

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  • No replace him with a hamburger, no lettuce, extra pickle, grilled onions but not quite grilled right so you can still kinda taste the raw, and a dorito bun

    • The real culprit

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  • Yeah, we all had a little growing to do as preteens. I tend not to hold it against purple.

    • What's the deal with gasping? Is it an inherent reflex? Is it learned? Did I desensitize myself to the point of not gasping anymore? Do you gasp? Do certain groups of people gasp less commonly?

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  • I have a nice overexaggerated gasp I break out when the need arises yeah I was a theater kid why do you ask

    • Well, what are you waiting for?

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  • All at the same time? Are we talking side by side or end to end?

    • YSK - Prune juice helps with constipation, but don't drink too much of it

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  • Wait, since when do pluots make you shit

    • I'm just better than you

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  • Look for some of us Attack on Titan was amine horror or whatever, to the rest of us it was aspirational

    • I'm just better than you

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  • You may be pickle, but I am one who slices and provides pickle. Have you any options of not being pickle?

    • YSK it's Muskrat's birthday and people are throwing parties.

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  • Yeah, I could smoke another cigar

    • Totally true

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  • Fellas domesticus