LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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20 over the speed limit? that's ridiculous no one should be driving over 25

that's pretty expensive for 250 lumens. i can get 500 for a third the price.

yeah i was gonna say. they enforced the no texting law for maybe a year here, then they just started using "I thought I saw them texting" as probable cause to pull over anyone they wanted.

people in my region have been shot at for flashing their lights at someone to tell them their lights were off. that's why i think escalating a scenario where one or both of you are wielding/controlling deadly weapons/machinery is the only way to go.

just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter

my gram had a crosssstitch that said "if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie"

i feel like we're less post-apocalyptic and more apocalyptic and maybe i should get more eyes

try it in your neighbor's backyard, the one without a camera? there. for deniability.

mammal, not human

i'm more concerned with what the standard deviant looks like i got to keep up with my fashion

if i can't have peace, why should they?

why do you think they built in in florida? local sheriff won't help democrat lawmakers

my flavor is fine, i'm just very grainy and mealy.

I really want to call on the dipshits down the street (they're aiming their bottle rockets down the street instead of up in the air) but they haven't broken or burnt anything yet. We might get lucky.

Sink kitty

If you've ever had your dangle out around the cats, uh, you haven't have it out twice. The Fool.

Aww he thinks he's tradespeople

Because cat.

Like, just for fun or is there an occasion for the last one because I want to use it to insult my dear friend's souffles

It came out a chickens what