LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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I can't read dude

Dream Me used to be able to bob along gracefully through the air, feet first on their back. I had a rough, uh, let's just call it decade and I spent a year learning how to lucid dream. Then I enjoyed it so much I didn't want to do anything else.

I had to stop because I was spending more time asleep than awake, and well I lived in Utah that was probably a better choice than engaging with my neighbors. That's neither here nor there. Moved to a healthier locale, have less reason to hide in Slumberland. I haven't tried in gods knows how long, and I don't really want to. All that power and control can be addicting. But I miss flying.

And also contains an nsa listening device definitely not trying to catch dong photos.

The bald dude who runs the bike shop that's turning my bichael into a micycle? He's one of the happiest dudes I know.

Yeah but all these squares make a circle. You ever think about that?

Fuck.

Dude you're making fun of a kid. And it's funny.

Was it a kissing contest between the slave boy and the slave girl because you know what I didn't process the word slave properly oh gross.

Condom catheter, friend

It also stirs tea Mr Greek Boylover Edit: that shoulda been under Aristotle

I grew up there too bro (☞◍ω◎)☞

Sleep?

I have a set of oneodio cans with 3.5 and 1/4 TRRS plugs on opposite ears. Works great with both in, just a little muted. I've thought about trying it with my wife's which has all that plus Bluetooth and see how many feeds we can get at once.

Jerry Pisspot III am I doing this right

Because it burns?

Hand me down that can of beans, good sir

I was on a ferry that moved not very fast, and we got some 80 knot headwinds. Knocked my favorite hat off. Didn't need to be a speedboat for this to happen.

McDonald's usually has good, reliable bathrooms fyi. That and truck stops (not gas stations, the ones that have big lots for truckers to sleep in overnight). There's also an app whose name I forget like places I can poo where people rate public toilets.

You had doors?

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Agreed. Also any time I can be voiced be Jennifer Hale I'm down to clown