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LousyCornMuffins
LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world
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In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • or dudes that just really love mayonnaise, I guess.

    You know it's nice to be seen

    • In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • Am Statesian. That's a medium here

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  • Feel this sweater instead. It's real velour!

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    • All downhill from there

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  • They're still on my list are they good

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  • I went on a hike and a coyote started hunting me on the last mile back to the car. I carry at least a large stick when I hike now.

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  • For some reason I read that as vomitiform (I bet I know how they fought)

    • Lick it.

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  • Part of me wants to amend mine to "Garbage In" and "Garbage Out", but my wife and I are both good cooks and I don't want to imply that about our leftovers.

    • Technology is enhancing our lives every day

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  • please we all know gramps had teats like zeppelins

    • Founder of Arkane Studios: "I think Gamepass is an unsustainable model that has been increasingly damaging the industry for a decade"; impacts sales

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  • i get the feeling gamepass gives you access to the library of games that my library has. fantastic if your library doesn't have video games or you have difficulty getting out of the house, but i love my local library

    • Founder of Arkane Studios: "I think Gamepass is an unsustainable model that has been increasingly damaging the industry for a decade"; impacts sales

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  • you spend more time looking up which service has the thing you want to watch

    justwatch is pretty reliable and can save you tens of hours on your search apparently

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  • what the hells a ɘɔnɒlυdmɒ

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  • same on I10. that bit in texas where the limit goes up to 80 is nice tho

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  • nah, it just gets them to slow to 20 over the limit here

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  • 20 over the speed limit? that's ridiculous no one should be driving over 25

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  • that's pretty expensive for 250 lumens. i can get 500 for a third the price.

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  • yeah i was gonna say. they enforced the no texting law for maybe a year here, then they just started using "I thought I saw them texting" as probable cause to pull over anyone they wanted.

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  • people in my region have been shot at for flashing their lights at someone to tell them their lights were off. that's why i think escalating a scenario where one or both of you are wielding/controlling deadly weapons/machinery is the only way to go.

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  • just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter

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  • my gram had a crosssstitch that said "if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie"