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LousyCornMuffins
LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world
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WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS

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  • am i the only person with a set of screw extractor bits?

    • No looky for you!

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  • he left out cleaning the hose that leads to the sink.

    • Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving?

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  • they grew up wanting to collect cars and no one said they had to be operable

    • Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving?

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  • i'm pretty sure no one is jealous of the car that doesn't get there no matter how pretty it is

    • Alito says he wants more First Amendment protections for middle school students

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  • He'd buy one for Thomas too what are you smoking

    • Alito says he wants more First Amendment protections for middle school students

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  • I dunno. My parents reared me in a cult. A good 2/3 of the kids there would wear something like this of their own volition. I mean I did plenty just for shock value but never anything like this

    • Louisiana Becomes First State to Adopt DOGE Voter Maintenance Database

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  • Worked with the US federal government for much of my professional career, mostly in an adversarial role. "reliable federal data sources" do not exist

    • Trump administration pulls the plug on the bird flu vaccine

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  • Also games have story plots, not just crime plots

    • Every damn night

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  • we sleep on a queen, our blankets are a california king. only time we really fight over the blanket is when the cat is laying on the wrong part and we can't move the blanket without making the cat get up.

    • Which one did you choose????

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  • close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.

    • what's the word for a leg elbow?

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  • what, your grunch?

    • Russia says Trump's attack on Putin due to "emotional overstrain"

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  • When the worst person you know makes a valid point

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Butt too small

    • Sorry for not filling your weekend with shitposts.

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  • Marry Fishmas!

    • CDC can no longer help prevent lead poisoning in children, state officials say

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  • Yeah, the schools at our local military base just got tested and none of the drinking fountains have safe levels of lead.

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  • Ours was a bad cedar disguise in the middle of a parking lot. Maybe if the cedar didn't have a round top.

    • Which one did you choose????

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  • Aw yiss I'm immune to rectal cancer

    • Which one did you choose????

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  • I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies' food.

    • Hot in the car today

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  • So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn't stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.

    So like let's not say church is always boring.

    • Rise and grind

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  • Well I never! I Goofy 360 Ollie North into a Fakie Frontside 180 Shuvit in my sleep. I have a little dignity.