LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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You just gave me some ideas for Halloween thanks

Forn cog!

Feet

What if I washed them both down with a shot of everclear

I mean I do a lot of drugs and I'm surprised every year how fucking good fresh peaches taste. Maybe he isn't doing the right drugs

He just farts like that

Gonzo

On the shitter same as always, how about you?

What is this too much food

I see them inverted. I'm left handed, I figure that has something to do with it

I'm shitting right now can I fill my pot with gold please

Don't give me ideas. I want to buy a motor coach, live at the beach and foster kittens out of there. Fostering kittens wasn't part of the fantasy until you and my wife will have someone who isn't me to blame is gonna be nice I gotta admit. I was just gonna busk and sell wood out of the little wagon I pull behind my ebike that has my kittens in it (the wagon has kittens, not wood, but I sell the wood from there I could do better at explaining this) but like now I got so many kittens in this fantasy I don't know if I have time to busk.

I compare pretty unfavorably to a sea squirt in the intelligence arena but that's no reason to be, uh, what were you being?

Our shelters practically gave away our kittens when we got them. It was July, less than 20 bucks for a furball with all its shots and a snip

Yeah we gotta go keep the door safe for cats {grabs second knife}

I've been looking for an excuse to get a sphere tho

yeah that one looks like it absorbs farts great

Dude I fucking hate that movie. I'm in the (personal, not global. I know we're all in the global bad universe) bad universe and I do not like thinking about the good one

Maybe be more careful where UP

Is keepupology under physics, engineering, mathematics, philosophy, sociology, or spoken Finnish?