Hextic @ Hextic @lemmy.world

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Shit. Can't unsee it.

Cast this guy as a Jim Carrey in the past or his son pronto.

Absolutely none of those even tips the Evil scale for me. If anything id nominate her for Paladin status.

Yeah people saw this at a pivotal moment in puberty lol

People dress up as cowboys now. Go to your local Walmart.

Speaking of, why the fuck aren't they shamed into the shadow realm like I would be if I dressed as a samurai while getting the bread and milk?

Anyway that's my answer, Samurai.

As if they work. I'll take the bet none of em are functional. Not with Russia's extreme corruption.

Absolute fucking legend.

I had the Super Soaker 50. That might as well been my "Holy bolter" back then.

At this point I only know I'm right when I get death threats. We should wear em as a badge of honor at this point.

Humans will solve it?!? LMAO like how we all got together to kill off COVID? Instead of just making it a political problem?

Naw dude, humanity will never ever work together again. If aliens invaded half of y'all be making deals with em so they eat you last.

Damn dude didn't take long to throw out the "KYS" card, huh? Spoken like a goddamn bot. This is why we refer to you people as NPCs because everything you say is so goddamn predictable. You do not even have an ounce of original thought in you

Next is go touch grass.. no wait you did that already, so why don't you skip to the calling me a LibCuck and fuck off already, hmm?

o rly?

rly rly?

Naw man what it is they're weak and didn't pray hard enough. /S

I would love to see a centrist argue against right wing policies. Once.

Not even to me just in general. Surely there is a library of video / audio / text examples out there that for some reason hasn't crossed my path, and a whole lotta shit has in almost 30 years of internet.

NES is one I think is on the verge of "not holding up" vs SNES/Genesis where you can just release a game for it now and it would still do well for an indie.

Still, solid enough library. Favorite game is Jackal.

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Actually didn't know that but makes perfect sense.

"I can move shit with my freaking MIND" is the Dean Cain of video game dialog lol

Look we start with this and soon enough we're gonna call Pizza an "open faced sandwich" and I can't abide that.

Every damn time.

Fuck you seat belts.

Can we make a big internet bullying thing where we burn him for wearing a "woke seat belt" like a liberal? Just straight bot spam his social media and news reports about him.

I would'nt vote for some pansy ass lib that wears their seat belt. GOD IS MY COPILOT! AND WHEN I RIDE WITH HIM I DO NOT FEAR LIKE THEM BLUE HAIR LIBCUCKS.

Like it's so easy to manipulate them.

I got my parents to almost agree with free healthcare if only whites had it, but they caught on and doubled down on "waiting times". Despite surviving on socialism Medicare.

Ratchet politics.

Repubs move right and dems prevent moving back left.

Less centralized than it is now. Miss that.

Less ads.

Otoh web design was very childish back then. Peak was Starfield background with bright color text with some animated gifs plastered all over.

I think I miss most is online gaming where voice chat wasn't an option. Things were a tad more civilized when you had to type in what you wanted to say. Or just efficient. I actually learned to type fast cuz of this. Plus I can read the shorthand better than understand most people's accents.