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HertzDentalBar @ HertzDentalBar @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Technically rulesexual

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  • I don't just want both I want them together 😉

    Shits delicious 🤤

    • Technically rulesexual

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  • Every holes a goal!

    I remember when I first came out, I had older gays telling me to pick a side or better yet "how can you be into both?"

    I love the everyones a little gay jokes but it's God dam bi erasure I tells ya!

    • Geniuser

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  • Fucking love being fastly stupid.

    Go team Wellbutrin!

    • Snoop rule

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    • Please give me ideas rule

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  • Cowboy riding a giant cock with a name Cyrus with an arrow going from the name pointing at the cowboy

    • What are the signs you've noticed that you're getting older?

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  • The rage inside has only ever increased. The older I get the more militant I get. By the time I'm 40 I'll be living in the forest defending my country from fascists with a bow and arrow.

    • WHO calls for cigarette-style cancer warnings on alcohol packaging

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  • Maybe work on making life less shitty so people don't drink more?

    • Entropy? Never heard of it.

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  • Co2 is liquified before storage.

    • Entropy? Never heard of it.

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  • Your beer/soda glass.

    Once we get this tech shrunk down to the size of Nitrogen generators it's going to revolutionize the industry.

    • Willing to take the chance?

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  • There's no geological activity in Jumanji, earthquakes are result of people shaking the board/box

    It's only safe if the box is hidden from some dumb kids.

    • Willing to take the chance?

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  • Any holes a goal bro.

    • Wondering why my 1 minute plank was taking so long

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  • While I agree, this could just be a muscle memory issue. Just happened to hit the wrong thing. Or it's all bullshit because who the fuck talks about planking anymore.... Unless we're talking about Plancking but that's more two people with really small dicks jousting so I doubt that applies as it's not really a time based event.

    • What a loving family

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  • It's because roberts the only one he sees as a person. Imaginary friends usually be like that.

    • Vintage rule

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  • You're dad's not supposed to have pizza so he had to hide in the attic to eat it. Mom calls for him and he leaves the pizza planning on eating it later... There was no later, she was handing him divorce papers and kicking him out of the house. You don't know this as you were at your cousin's house playing magic. You never saw your dad again and your mom always said he died at work and didn't want a funeral. I'm actually your dad and that was my pizza, I'm sorry son

    • barrel roll

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  • By hypothetical do you mean AI boyfriend and by say no do you mean your just worried about the plane being distracted? It didn't go well for Bender I doubt it would for you.

    • barrel roll

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  • Makes sense, couldn't afford to take time off to do it somewhere nice

    • Muskolini is such a fucking dweeb

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  • Nah it would be the PanzerWanken

    • Capitalism rule

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    • Trix are for ... ancient rituals

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  • Trix are for dead kids I guess.

    • rules beyond my comprehension

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  • My boss every dam day. And he's gotta bullshit every time so he doesn't feel embarrassed.