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HenriVolney @ HenriVolney @sh.itjust.works
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A blind man walks into a bar.

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  • Best joke always in the comments!

    • Israeli Spy Chief Accidentally Blows Cover with Amazon Self-Publishing

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  • Great stuff! I totally don't feel like I live in Minority Report! (sweats innocently)

    • Government funding deal includes ban on U.S. aid to UNRWA, a key relief agency in Gaza, until 2025, sources say

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  • Can't pay for schools when all the money is going to missiles!

    • Why did Kids Stop Walking to School? | About Here

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  • Xpost fuck-cars

    • Burkina Faso, Mali and Niger hint at a new west African currency: what it’ll take for it to succeed

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  • Don't worry! Russia will gladly give a hand. Let's name the new currency the West African Rubble!

    • Stuck

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  • I want one to park it in my narrow one-way street that the municipality won't close to traffic because they hate pedestrians!

    • Is there any type of garbage you keep around in case it might be useful, like some kind of crafting material?

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  • Wood. So much wood, in so many forms and shapes. The garage is filled with wood. Also bits of drywall panels, duckting material, paint and so on.

    • Stuck

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  • OK, in the end, I won't install them on my Gen 2 Prius. Thanks for the tip!

    • Stuck

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  • Maybe they could try this (before going on the beach)?

    • We should make more random friendly comments here on Lemmy

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  • You look ,gret today! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, take care

    • APPROVED

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  • Darn it, too late mate. I already committed several criminal offenses today, can I have 3-4 more permit crabs?

    • Do you sit at a desk and keyboard for multiple hours? If yes, please recommend a good chair.

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  • I stand most of the time. Use the chair when I get tired.

    • Alexei Navalny describes 'corrupt officials' living in London helping Putin in never-before-seen interview

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  • Londonistan had to close down due to increased publicity... Welcome to Londongrad!

    • It can't be happening by chance...

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  • In the same category, I once had a student who speculated that there were more precipitations over mountains because mountains needed water to grow faster...

    • Did people ever use Oliver Cromwell as a cautionary tale about revolutions in the same way people use Stalin now?

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  • The Brits definitely did this. Cromwell was a proto-Bonaparte and bears the same stigma against the republican regime. It is the proof that power should never be given fully to the people and that part of it should always remain in the hands of people who were never chosen on their merit but because of their birth. Hence the royal family and the house of lords.

    • Everytime

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  • A clever trick to quell the poor's thirst for equal rights

    • How does your daily commute to work look like?

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  • A 30 minute walk across the city center

    • What is something you do voluntarily to make other people‘s lives easier?

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  • Pick up the dog poop

    Would you, by any chance, intend to move in my neighborhood???

    • Hey fellow lemmings how many of you suffer from spotlight effect and what are some things you did or felt due to this ?

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  • Growing up helped a lot. I never feel like everyone is staring at me for no reason anymore. If people are going to stare at me, it is because I am wearing my old-fashioned tweed 3-pieces or something.

    • bonus if she's real

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  • Too bad you're cutting off half of human population! ;-)