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I got my first dick pic scanned. Like, bro literally slapped his sausage in a scanner, shut the lid, and sat there while the light scanned up and down. All whilst maintaining a hard on.

It says in the article that the pupils enlarge with increased concentration. Perhaps more intelligent people are just always paying attention in new surroundings, where less intelligent people are more disinterested.

My banking app ಠ_ಠ

They say au naur out loud

I'm an American living abroad for a decade and a half and when I hear my own accent at tourist spots I cringe hard. I guess this is an example of cultural cringe?

I was trying to customize shit and accidentally deleted my entire task bar. I couldn't figure out how I did it so I just installed a different one which needed to boot on startup.

I still have and use one. Will it stop working now?

Tyyy

I was walking through the city at night smoking a (now legal) joint with a friend and talking and suddenly it occurred to me that none of what I was doing was against any rules and that society was literally built by adults and for adults.

Only accepts US phone numbers, so probably not for US citizens living abroad.

Only if your direct deposit amount is below a threshold, which is low enough that most full time workers meet it.

Yes

Why the hell is Rhode Island labeled but not Connecticut or Vermont etc? Bizarre choice there.

Separate but equal, right?

X men of Lemmy, what advice do you have for Y men of Lemmy?

Why not allow answers from women and for women? You already know most answers will be from and for men, why specifically exclude the least empowered amongst us? I thought I'd gotten away from that when I left reddit. We can be better.

Europe

Well we gotta get in out 40 hours. Not more. We just start later.

We've got free local artisan coffee, organic fruit, mineral water, and beer. We turn the kitchen table into a ping pong table with a net after lunch for however long people want to use it and people do. At 17:00 everyone's got a beer on their desk and by 18:00 the doors are locked and the lights are out. One Thursday a month the table is used for beer pong after work and we play card games like Exploding Kittens. Idk I like it here.

Not everywhere sucks. I've never worked an hour over my full-time requirements (ever), I get unlimited sick leave and no one shames me for missing a week as long as I call in properly. 31 Vacation days and company parties are nice too, plus paid travel time and nice hotel rooms. Also I've never made more money in my life and we're all getting extra bonuses to cover the unexpected inflation.

Oh and I can work from home four days a week if I want to. Gotta come in that one day, but it's a fifteen minute walk from my house so that's just fine for me. I come in on Tuesdays because that's when the company orders lunch for everyone (just one day a week but still cool).

Most European countries offer PhDs in English and have a rule where if you actually graduate in that country and get a job in the same field, you can stay.

Tell me you haven't smoked without telling me you haven't smoked