Queen HawlSera @ HawlSera @lemm.ee

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The fact that the real Delorean couldn't do 88 miles per hour was part of the joke.

Ya know I'm gonna feel real stupid stockpiling this Steam games if Valve ever becomes a publically traded company, especially if they become ban happy like Reddit or VRChat

Edit: For the record, no I'm not banned from VRChat, I don't use it, I prefer Resonite, but I have heard horror stories of people getting 6 days bans for no reason out of the blue with staff refusing to elaborate.

What's going to be really funny, is when it becomes worthless.

See, most of Elon's money is in Tesla Stock, stock that he manipulated by telling tall tales of colonizing Mars.

In order to buy Twitter he had to take out a loan for the money and use his Tesla stock as collateral. Now, the thing about that is, the stock is only able to serve this purpose because it's worth so much. If it wasn't, then Elon basically defaults on the loan.

This means he will no longer own Twitter, his bank will.

Well no, it won't because people actually like the Delorian due to it being redeemed by one of the greatest time travel movies ever made.

Right? I wouldn't be trying to pretend to be King Shit in a game I don't even know how to play, I'd make my own game with black jack and hookers, hookers who are voiced by Jack Black. That's right I'm casting a cisman in the role of a sexy cisfemale character and there's not even a joke or a bit to it. The character is not implied to be trans and there's not even a transphobic quip about it, I just got Jack Black to voice a woman because I could, because I've got fuck you money.. And if the ESRB or Gabe Newell didn't like it, I'd start an alternative to Steam that actually works.

It seems such vivid Imagination is wasted on those who cannot make their dreams into reality...

Reminder: He died to a Tutorial Boss in a game he tried to use a boosted account in to fake being one of the top players only for the devs to go "Wait, aren't you a top Diablo IV player? Either you have the time management skills of a God and are the top player in multiple games, or you're bullshitting..... and guess what's the winning one."

That's really what it comes down to, Luxuries cost less, Necessities cost more

The greeds get away with it because they keep shouting "HE DID IT!" and the stupids keep falling for it.

One of my "favorite" examples of this was when Ronald Reagan murdered American Manufacturing jobs, causing mass layoffs and unemployment throughout the country, and a record high of people on welfare to deal with the job displacement... Causing the first signs of generations being born with lower standards of living than their parents.

So people naturally tarred and feathered Reagan, he's remembered as a monster, and is the reason why the Republican Party is a faded memory that we only bring up when teaching school children about why we don't have a Two-Party System. That wacky Trickle Down Economics.... I tell ya, glad no one's dumb enough to buy that anymore...

Oh sorry, that's what happened in the prime timeline, here reality doesn't run off of people learning from mistakes, this is a Murphy's Law Ruins Based Timeline where everything that can go wrong does go wrong.

Here Reagan invented the folktale of the "Welfare Queen" to imply that black people were getting more than "their fair share" from this welfare, and that Americans would be doing fine if only this specific group wasn't taking more welfare than they should be allowed.

A story that doesn't make any sense since if black people were getting more in Welfare, wouldn't Reagan be the one making that call? Ah but they thought of that, Reagan blamed a shadowy cabal of Democrats for getting the black people more then "their fair share" in a scheme to "overthrow whitey" in the name of "liberal guilt"

A story that also shouldn't work as Democrats had neither the motive nor enough control over the government to pull off this little trick, but people are stupid, so they bought it hook, line, and sinker.

You know our reality isn't the prime timeline, because none of this makes any fucking sense and it's only bad writing that lets people be this fucking stupid. I can see the person in the audience cringing at the fact this reality is self-aware and seems to think pointing out the bad writing is the same as doing better.

I'm sorry audience, I wish I could join you as merely an observer who has the option to watch a better movie or read a better book, one not bound by this bullshit, but... alas, that is my fate.

So if I die in the movie, I wake up in my trailer as the actress and enjoy the privileged life that entails? Maybe I'm played by a cischick with huge cans, that'd be awesome!

I knew these wasn't going to well when I used Epitaph to see Trump winning re-election, King Crimson can't skip me past the next four years...

Jojo references aside, I should listen to more of that band; Court of the Crimson King, which I listened to in order to try to better understand Diavolo's character, was pretty damn fire

A big reason why the old people don't get it, is that they see young people with luxuries, and don't realize that luxuries, like my high end gaming PC and addiction to junkfood.... Still costs less than three month's rent no matter how much I splurge

33, will be 34 not long after the Switch 2 launches....

At this point I welcome death, I feel like I've earned Valhalla at this point.

Seems to be the power move of these clowns.

Get caught doing something wrong, instead of owning up to it or apologizing.... just going "I JOINED THE REPUBLICANS BECAUSE THE WOKE LEFT TRIED TO TELL ME THE HOLOCAUST ACTUALLY HAPPENED! THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR!" and sadly winning allies from that

Russell Brand... Why is that name familiar?

Reminder: New York doesn't have a Death Penalty on the books

How is it that he's this much of a loser, but still controls the world.

As a writer myself, I can only imagine how many the "All characters are 18 or older unless specifically said otherwise" blurb has saved. I feel like that blurb has become standard in fanworks and web original stories, even when they don't involve sex. If there's even the slightest chance anything that happens could be interpreted as someone's kink, you better believe it's there now.

I actually have one character from a series I wrote ages ago, I kind of abandoned it because I'm not edgy anymore, but I still use the lead character from time to time for art projects; commissions mostly, as she did have a fun character design being an undead gerbil and all.

I've retroactively upped her age from 17 to 19, just to be safe.

Though as I said, I was REALLY edgy when I wrote the book series (I was around 19 myself, I'm 33 now), so this is a change I'm actually happy to have made.

It wasn't pornographic, it was based on the movie "I Spit On Your Grave", only if the lead character was killed and got revenge from beyond the grave, so there was a sex scene with her, but it was intended to be immorally wrong and disturbing... and mostly talked about how this otherwise fearless street tough was suffering.... It was also over quick and not elaborated on too much beyond giving the sense that "This is horrible and she's very much not a fan" as the point of the book was that she died horribly, but was given a chance at revenge in the afterlife. (There wasn't even a content warning, because this was so long ago that "CWs" weren't a thing)

I've actually considered doing a reboot of her story and making it lighter and softer, maybe removing the rape from her death entirely.

Not because of fears of being targeted mind you, but because I like the character I created and would love to tell more stories with her, but I'm not the edgelord I was when I first wrote her and if I wrote about her today would never have handled her story the way I did.

Eyup, I remember this one guy this dude found who was insanely guilty. Was not only in a "relationship" with a child, but was trying to get him to do cocaine.

The pedo-hunter who was onto him decided the best thing to do wasn't to call the cops, but to harass him in a target and make a scene. So much so that the Target staff thought the hunter, not the pedo, was the criminal.

Police were called and they wound up arresting the pedo upon realizing the situation, but due to the harassment, the way the evidence was collected, and all that...

The only thing they could get him on was a traffic violation when the pedo was driving away from the Target.

My advice for people is this - Don't be a pedo-hunter, while it is noble that you wanna fight back against the cruelty of the world.. The truth is you're going to wind up doing more harm than good unless you know EXACTLY what you're doing. If you let your anger control how you do investigations, you're not that much different from the killer cops that butcher the innocent.

Especially since sex crimes are ones where the mere accusation is enough to ruin people's lives. I should know, I was nearly expelled at my Community College because a guidance consular blanket accused me of attacking a woman at her car. It was luck, a phone call to her boss, playing the autism card, and calling the bluff... asking her to prove the attack, provide witnesses, show me the police report, and she basically dropped everything and apologized when she couldn't. And I knew she couldn't, because I do not attack people, Hell, I have the muscle mass of Melvin Junko BEFORE he became the Toxic Avenger, even if I wanted to I'd just get my ass beat.

Later she tried it again over me using a female restroom as a transwoman, thankfully this was after Obama amended Title IX to cover transpeole so I once again had an Uno Reverse card. So I just got a call from her boss telling me to use whatever restroom I wanted and to ignore her.

I don't know what's wrong with that person or why she was so hellbent on getting me kicked out of school, but.. I think of her a lot, not only because she traumatized me with her false accusations, but because thanks to her, I do know that false accusations do indeed happen, and sometimes they come from powerful people.

After the January 6th insurrection he should have been hanged for treason.

The reason why the fascists want you to protest peacefully, is because it makes it easier for them to ignore you.

What AMerica should have done with Trump