I actually had a new thought in this that probably comes from Rick and Morty, what if transportation is possible, but it's cheaper to murder your ass and portal in some schmuck from a parallel universe?
I have never had any patience with variable names when I realize I have to do a 3-way swap: c=a, a=b, b=c. I'm sure there's 40 years of goddamit=a and fml=a in the wake I've left behind me.
I'm not getting Sam? The transliteration looks right, but I don't see it in the dictionary.
e2a: Fun toys: