Thanks for taking the time to write this up. I still don't understand though. Does this explain the name "knotweed" ? I looked it up and it seems to be a real plant.
5 years for a vine seems like a lot yea. Since we just had our land devastated by cyclone Chido, I recently planted Jack seeds. 6 of them have sprouted (long way to go from this to a tree, but still a small success!), and my neighbour informed me that they will only give fruit in 8 to 10 years. Patience...
That's a tough one... if I choose T-rex, do I live in the cretaceous, or in the present ? do I roam free, or am I encaged ? am I fed goats, or lawyers ?
What is that medication ? you just described my daily experience, I wonder if maybe I'm suffering from the same exact thing. I knew everybody didn't struggle like I do
Gently patted on the back and told "good boy" is already way overcooked imho