Super Mario Kart just doesn't control well. F-ZERO is a well-designed racing game, even today. It's the only retro racer I've ever played with gameplay that feels natural. The series only got better over time, on top of that.
Not to mention how well the game runs, and how it doesn't display at a squished aspect ratio.
How: Started with the original image with caption "A real man never speaks ill of...", then changed the caption by hiding letters. I just kept doing that, changing the caption--the twist is I don't remove elements from the previous iteration due to being lazy.
The perpetual blinding stew