A 34-year-old can't become president, if that is not ageism in the first place, I don't know what is. But fine, if you are lucid and nimble enough to survive and win a presidential campaign, I guess you're good for 4 years of constant stress and travel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_by_age
This is so 2015...now it would be "Once elected, I will murder every single one of you" and they would reply with joy in unisson: "Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you're our saviour!!!"
Now these are my kind of ads 🤩