GreenPlasticSushiGrass @ GreenPlasticSushiGrass @kbin.social

The wasabi goes over *there*.

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If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

"In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk."

Elmo is very dangerous and might aht-ack at any time. Ve must deal wiz him.

I've never heard of that site before, but that was a well-written piece and a good read. Thanks for sharing it.

I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

It said that it wasn't bigger than a housecat. That threw me off.

What about the people who can't afford to be dry humped by a Brazilian trying to break their arm three times a week?

I'm sure the Republicans in the house will get right on this after they're done elevating an election denier to second-in-line to the presidency.

The Polish side of my family called these halupki. Basically the same, but I think they used ground beef and there was sauerkraut in the sauce.

Fucking brilliant! And all of the upvotes assure me that I'm hanging out with the right bunch of nerds on the internet!

Real-life Fawkes is not as majestic.

Depends on the job, I guess. Back in my shift work days the mids were pretty chill.

Darcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?

Refurbs FTW! I scored a lot of good (but not cutting edge) electronics back in the heyday of TigerDirect.

She'll wake up in 10 hours with a whole new outlook on life.

My friend mocked me for having a bard in my party in Baldur's Gate, but my bard's inventory of wands seriously fucked up a lot of bosses. Well, at least those he wasn't running away from.

All that's left is me sitting on the top gorilla's shoulders while hoisting the Stanley Cup above my head.

Just a stupid joke. The Elmwood strip and the Chippewa district were pretty hot party spots 20 years ago when I lived there. It was just an easy target for a joke. I actually loved living there, and I hear it's much nicer now.

Getting sick from too much Strawberry Qwik. C;mon, GenXers, you've done it too!

The makers of this map have clearly never been on the Elmwood strip in Buffalo, NY at 4 am.