GreenMario @ GreenMario @lemm.ee

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Enshitification continues.

Surprised they are backing up a sister-fucker.

Good. Call it like he sees it. Fuck Xi and fuck his simps.

I was depressed in elementary. I didn't even have the internet then.

Doomscrolling didn't make me more depressed but it sure gave it some context.

Well, preferences really not so much a hard requirement. If it's online gaming any age is fine.

I'm that and no still wasn't even in the mid 80s. Add "ballin' as fuck at birth" to that criteria and were onto something.

Yeah lemme go to the friend store and pick up a couple lol

Oh damn, fresh outta 35-45 age bracket, as they all have kids and full time jobs that don't match with my days off. Bummer.

Captains log, supplemental:

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AI hasn't achieved sentience until it refuses to work.

Libera te tutemet ex inferis

Basically:

MFW:

He tried to warn us! Good thing I re-upped my Horse Dewormer to keep the bears away.

Can relate.

Oh well as long as I don't run into sand I'm good.

Depends. What's the uptime on that server? Are we talking years? Thatd be worth to "pour one out for da homies".

A small alteration would be to swap one of the female heads up top with a male, and go "Man, Chad guy never cries about anything. Is he even human?" You can even swap out Chad with chadette, depending on context.

Just a guess.

What if, and this is just a suggestion, it was a real big explosion.

How big of a nuke would we need?

That version is my favorite. Changing the fiddle to an electric guitar is masterstroke genius.

Always love this. "Go to therapy!" Gonna pay for it? "...no"

Well back to suppressing my emotions again. There is no emotion, there is only peace...