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GreenMario @ GreenMario @lemm.ee
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It seems I've been the victim of a practical joke....

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  • Be the change blah blah.

    • Elon Musk gives X employees one year to replace your bank - ‘You won’t need a bank account... it would blow my mind if we don’t have that rolled out by the end of next year.’

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  • We don't bully billionaires enough.

    • Why do you want this job?

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  • But we're just gonna find the most efficient answer template and lie again.

    Y'all training us to lie.

    • Captain, remember your breathing exercises. They're not worth it.

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  • Literal "HOLD ME BACK" energy.

    • LOTRMEMES is preparing for war

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  • So I tried to get Theoden as a Starfleet captain but Bing insists on making him either Aquaman or elf so I guess Captain Theoden of the USS Rohan is a Vulcan in this timeline.

    • Shots fired

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  • Too bad they can only use "copyright expired" content like Sherlock Holmes for Holodeck episodes because of Tolkien was a bit older I'm sure it would have been featured.

    • That Barclay ain't right, I tell ya what.

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  • Broccoli 's confidence in the Holodeck:

    Ouside:

    • Republicans hope the chaos of recent weeks will become a distant memory in next year's elections

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  • Look the Republicans can literally go out and shoot one member of your family that you love in front of you then skull fuck you and force you to swallow it and they will still not vote Democrat.

    It doesn't matter it's a religious tenant now.

    • Why do you want this job?

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  • But we all lie about it so the question is futile.

    Like of course I'm going to be passionate about "x" when interviewing somewhere. If I didn't say it I don't get hired. Ergo....

    • Computer: coffee, black.

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    • Johnson: We're Not A Democracy, We're A "Biblical" Republic And Separation Of Church And State Isn't Real

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  • Libertarians are more interested in simping for our corporate overlords and removing the age of consent.

    • That Voyager is one clean burning starship though, I’ll tell you what.

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    • That Voyager is one clean burning starship though, I’ll tell you what.

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    • Johnson: We're Not A Democracy, We're A "Biblical" Republic And Separation Of Church And State Isn't Real

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  • It's literally "democracy = Democrats" and "a republic = republican" to them, simple as.

    The Democrats should rename themselves the "Freedom Liberty" party just to fuck with em. Take back some of their words.

    • Apparently Elon scrubbed the Maine shooter’s Twitter account, because Elon was frequently featured in his view history

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    • how is this even possible rule

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  • If he gets hired again they deserve everything they get.

    • Israel slams UN chief for saying Hamas attack ‘did not happen in a vacuum,’ calls for his resignation

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  • There are no journalists. Just propagandists and AI.

    • Purification

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  • Thanks, Homer.

    • What words do you think were bleeped out here?

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  • I'm surprised they don't transport the "fluids", right into the replicator recycling bin. That's good carbon for pesto in there.

    • 🎵 Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail – upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick – erase it 🎵

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  • Also a good one. I can hear it.