Yeah, jq doesn't edit files, right? You'd have to have temp files or something? jq is so good handling json, I wish there was a way of using it to edit files.
"Look, honey, I know a spot that's great, but we can't go there because I used to go with my ex and I don't like bringing up my ex everytime like my ex did, you don't deserve that because you're more than her"
I think I'd feel weird even if she doesn't know about it. I'd also probably avoid calling her by her name just in case.
Name? /s
Seriously, tho, what happened?