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Got_Bent @ Got_Bent @lemmy.world
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Prognosis: back pain and general grouchiness

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  • Raise your hand if you saw the original Hans shot first version of Star Wars in the theater.

    Additionally, I remember my mother going to see Elvis live. The real one, not some seedy Vegas lounge impersonator.

    • ‘No way out without bloodshed’: the right believe the US is under threat and are mobilizing

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  • I keep think that Trump's the immediate threat but wait until some coagulated cum trickle like Stephen Miller is the candidate.

    • everything actually important is already metric

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  • Some of us are comfortable going both ways.

    But don't tell anybody because I live in Texas.

    • Trump Campaign Sent Cease-and-Desist Letter to ProPublica Attempting to Stop Their Latest Exposé. It Didn’t Work.

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  • Cease and desist on what basis? Libel? Hey Donny boy, if it's true, it's fair game.

    • Mammals

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  • Should I let it sink in just like the sea lions do with their nipples?

    Also, the platypus doesn't have nipples. It sweats milk.

    • Texas professors want to use abortion ban to punish students for "consensual sexual intercourse"

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  • I knew a trans biology professor at UNT. Just looked her up and she's still there but I wonder for how long

    I looked her up on ratemyprofessor and while she's not very popular, every comment is about lack of organization, none about gender. I am admittedly surprised

    • Rule

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  • Context?

    • The year is 50424

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  • That's enough time for us to evolve into carbon dioxide plastic eating beings, isn't it?

    • Number of monthly active Lemmy users rising again

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  • I still have no clue how instances work but whatever I'm doing has been working fine for nearly a year

    • everything actually important is already metric

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  • Like many strains, weed is a hybrid situation

    • Top Democrats launch inquiry into Trump’s brazen $1bn pitch to oil execs

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  • At least they lasted more than 250 years

    • Top Democrats launch inquiry into Trump’s brazen $1bn pitch to oil execs

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  • Like laws and corruption matter if he gets in. It'll be nothing more than a country for sale

    • California inmates fight wildfires — but if prisons can’t supply enough crews, what’s next?

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  • It is the answer. I just wanted to make sure nobody interpreted my statement as an endorsement.

    • California inmates fight wildfires — but if prisons can’t supply enough crews, what’s next?

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  • The obvious answer is more prisoners. Duh. /s

    • The Monorail Song was better in the original Greek

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  • It'll be voiced by the head of Hank Azaria in a jar

    • The Monorail Song was better in the original Greek

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  • Teacher: Ok class, it's time for a quiz

    Students: D'ohh!

    • A WWII Propaganda Campaign Popularized the Myth That Carrots Help You See in the Dark

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  • But carrots cannot help you see better in the dark any more than eating blueberries will turn you blue.

    Brb. Going out for blueberries

    • The Monorail Song was better in the original Greek

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  • Now I kinda wonder how long Homer Simpson will be relevant. Will historians note him in a hundred years? Two hundred?

    • if this post gets 2048 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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  • I don't even play chess and I'm invested in this now

    • Newsmax Host Ominously Warns ‘You People in Your Cities’ Who Are ‘Pushing the Party That Owns 90% of the Guns’

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  • At this point in my life, if it comes down it, I'd rather have a cyanide capsule than a gun. I'm too tired to go play leaded candy cosplay.