Gork @ Gork @lemm.ee

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It's like a field of molar teeth.

Eggcelent! The NFT will be shipped shortly in a slightly damp envelope that smells faintly of coconut, as that is what my workshop smells like 3/4ths of the year. Also, this way you can distinguish it from the rest of the junk mail.

As a tip, I've also included a rare strand of Maggie Thatcher's pubic hair, as a gift free of charge. Enjoy!

How would Snowden get a hold of one of these in Russia? Maybe through an intermediary in Kazakhstan?

Then again it's hard finding one here even in the US since they all went out of stock within 5 minutes of being listed.

But sir slash madam, this NFT is priceless slash worthless. Surely it is worth at least three full eggs! Perhaps you can bop one of those chickens to get another one.

I have for trade one exclusive NFT of a very rare, never used, forbidden thong of Margaret Thatcher. It portrays, in is fully majestic form, a stalwart Iron Lady in an iron chainmail thong, on horseback facing the sunset with a British flag atop Westminster Abbey.

It has been described as magnificent by my dope man next door, who gives it the highest of praise for capturing the essence of his ex-wife's nature, saying "she's just like that battle-axe of mine."

This will surely be worth all three eggs.

Was it eighty eight or neinty nein?

bald eagle sheds a single tear 🦅 💧

Is there an equivalent to samizdat in scientific journals?

If so, our scientists should adopt some pseudonyms...

Sacrifice all pawns as leaders usually do

Knight to A3

Rook to A7

Knight to B5

Bishop at F1 to stay in its spot

I would totally enter if I could find my hole.

This was super frustrating when I was looking for a job last year. A few "sure" job interviews that went well (reached multiple stages of the interview process) ended up getting ghosted.

I even had one company in the past ghost me for a year and a half before contacting me again for the role. I was like dude, I already found another job.

Killing Floor 2 is a good zombie fps that I think rivals L4D and L4D2. Excellent gunplay, multiple classes. Six player co-op, runs well even on potato, goes regularly on deep discount Steam sales.

What an excellent gift idea!

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It's a load-bearing function.

We have no idea why it's important, just that it is critical to everything functioning.

RGB, plastic edition.

"I prefer pilots who don't crash." Trump, probably.

OSHA inspector: "Hazard labels in place on equipment and legible?" ✅

Pop-under ads were obnoxious. As were the popups that were like 1 pixel large but it still had the windows bordering around it.

Coding is better in Comic Sans. It's just science.