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Godric
Godric @ Godric @lemmy.world
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I'm so hungry

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  • You just roasted the shit out his mom.

    What a shame, I prefer a medium rare

    • Elon Musk is responsible for “killing the world’s poorest children,” says Bill Gates

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  • Never would have guessed world hunger and disease are because countries spent all their money on Windows licenses, great take

    • O no

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  • Sometimes memes are stored like fine wine

    • Everything the body needs

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  • Already switched, what's next?

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  • Granwlf pls

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  • Y u tink dis??

    • "Then Fëanor rose, and lifting up his hand before Manwë he cursed Melkor, naming him Morgoth, the Black Foe of the World; and by that name only was he known to the Eldar ever after."

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  • I'd say Morgoth and The Ungoliant had a much closer working relationship than Sauron and Shelob. Partners in crime might be more apt

    • "Then Fëanor rose, and lifting up his hand before Manwë he cursed Melkor, naming him Morgoth, the Black Foe of the World; and by that name only was he known to the Eldar ever after."

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  • To be fair, screaming that loud when seeing a spider is not an uncommon reaction.

    • "Then Fëanor rose, and lifting up his hand before Manwë he cursed Melkor, naming him Morgoth, the Black Foe of the World; and by that name only was he known to the Eldar ever after."

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  • Very true!

    • Elon Musk is responsible for “killing the world’s poorest children,” says Bill Gates

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  • Oh no, millions of human lives saved by "tax evasion", let me clutch my pearls closer

    • Elon Musk is responsible for “killing the world’s poorest children,” says Bill Gates

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  • So you're just whingeing online about someone who plans to spend 99% of their wealth on saving millions of lives, while you've done fuck-all.

    Let me stop what I'm doing so I can clap for you and your moral high ground.

    • Elon Musk is responsible for “killing the world’s poorest children,” says Bill Gates

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  • Cool story, Soup. Who did you donate to?

    • What are some of the stupidest, non-political takes you've seen on the fediverse?

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  • I once got accused of having a corporate shill account after explaining how coupons work.

    Man was whingeing about paying full price for Domino's and got pissed at me when I pointed out they didn't use the 2 for 7 deal that takes up half their homepage.

    Some people just can't admit they fucked up XD

    • Is there an option to change my profile picture?

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  • Thanks buddy, I'll be reading patch notes looking forward to it!

    • Me when I zoom past traffic on my e-scooter

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  • All those walkers getting in the way of my escootering.

    Hey! I'm escootering here.

    • Me when I zoom past traffic on my e-scooter

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  • Unfortunately, every time I see something from that community it's just vehicular hate-jerking

    • Me when I zoom past traffic on my e-scooter

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  • Nah, cars certainly have their place, just a bike or scooter is way better downtown :)

    • Me when I zoom past traffic on my e-scooter

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  • I'm going to bike to a restaurant in 15 minutes after work today, maps says it takes cars 30 :)

    • Hotdog for Scale

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  • Wow I sure don't like that:(

    • MOOOOOM!

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  • Moooom, the protestors were Right. Here.