They funded MKUltra for 20 years and only discovered a couple new torture methods that aren't any more effective than the ones they already used. Don't underestimate the US government's ability and willingness to waste money.
They aren't publicly traded so put those fears to rest until Gaben dies (may that be FAR in the future), then we have to hope his successor has a similar mindset.
Pineapple. Not just on pizza (although that is an abomination), but all pineapple in food or drinks. It's weird and slimy and its taste taints everything it touches. Plus fresh pineapple is trying to digest you while you eat it. Just a horrible fruit all around.
It's good armor if you can handle the constant acid damage from the pineapple trying to digest you.