Glytch @ Glytch @lemmy.world

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Wow, he's really upset about Ukraine not telling him about that massive drone attack because he's a security risk.

That's just true though

I couldn't take Namor seriously with his little ankle wings. I know they're in the comics, but some things just don't work in live action.

A picture is worth a thousand words

It can be, if it's implemented well (like Sekiro). A lot of games just do it lazily to hide that their combat doesn't have a lot going on (Doom The Dark Ages for example).

It is a tall person's civic duty to assist the vertically challenged when requested (I've learned not to assume that a short person needs my help).

This is me with any movie starring Will Farrell, but especially Talladega Nights. He can be good in supporting roles (Zoolander springs to mind), but all the movies he leads just don't land with me.

I'm there with you on ”Dude, Where's my car?”. I tried getting baked with my buddies and watching it when it first came out on DVD, but I was just bored and turned it off halfway through.

There's also some overlap between the skinniest bears and the fattest Americans.

The main bullshit complaint I've seen about the Horizon games boils down to "Aloy doesn't make my peepee hard". There are dudes out there who only want to see women they can goon to.

Earliest is Christina Ricci. I was 10 and the movie was Casper.

That crush continues to this day.

Getting tonsillitis and having my tonsils removed.

Hanlon's and Occam's razors agree on this one, it's much simpler (and likely more accurate) to blame this on the incompetence of the shooter. Headshots are for videogames, center mass is a much easier target.

Because Trump believes she was a patriot who was wrongly killed by capitol police.

The narration of his shorts is annoying as fuck, with its nearly yelling tone and odd stresses on words. Not to mention the over-exaggerated hand motions he does while just talking.

Dedication is not a measure of intelligence.

A dedicated dumbass is still a dumbass

Not my proudest moment, but definitely funny.

Don't know if I was ever banned but I was definitely asked to leave a go kart track when I was about 10 or 11. It was a kids track with only a few karts to choose from but they weren't even as far as performance went. I had picked one that turned out to be slower than one another boy chose, so he kept lapping me as we were driving around. I've always been very competitive so I was just getting madder and madder as this smug little shit kept passing me even though I was pedal to the metal, so I made a decision. One lap as he was just about to pass me I wrenched my steering wheel to the side and ran him off the track. I was, of course, spotted by an attendant who stopped me and brought me over to my very embarrassed parents then asked us all to leave. I don't think the other kid was hurt, but I didn't care enough at the time to check so he might have been.

The real deep state is the friends we made along the way.