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Glytch @ Glytch @lemmy.world
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... go on rule

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  • Pork and wine? What more could a boy ask for?

    • As Debate Looms, Trump Is Now the One Facing Questions About Age and Capacity

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  • Instead of testing his capacity, can we instead test his capacitance? Light him up like Topsy the Elephant?

    • TIL about lunch shaming... america are you ok?

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  • Tim Walz is governor of one of these states.

    I agree feeding children is an unequivocally great use of tax dollars.

    • ‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign

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  • Stolen from reddit:

    The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time

    Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he's got employees That can't make the rent

    When the CEO makes a million And we don't make jack That's when we riot To take it all back

    Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • But then you lose the best fight in Deadpool and Wolverine because it's a Honda Odyssey commercial.

    • But of course I received an email like this...

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  • True power comes from the People

    • Tarot reading expert

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  • Most of the ones on TV actually do warm reading where the audience gets question cards beforehand so the psychic already has a mark picked out when the performance starts.

    • Could I patent harmful technology to prevent it from being put on the market?

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  • That's what my sister had to pay before adopting her kid.

    • If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?

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  • It's ugly as hell, but I'm damn sure I know which apartment is which

    • Censorship rule

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  • Lack of evidence for a conspiracy is evidence for a conspiracy

    (/s)

    • If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?

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  • I wasn't even thinking of emergency services. I was thinking selfishly as a pizza guy.

    • Trump calls Elon Musk by wrong name as his biographer says the candidate is 'hyper-aware' voters are doubting his mental acuity

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  • Does Trump know the word "dignified"?

    • If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?

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  • Address numbers are to be placed in a prominent position, with a font that is legible from the street and illuminated at night, on every building in cities and towns.

    Out in the country address numbers are to be displayed on reflective signs at the end of the driveway and again if/when a shared driveway splits.

    • IRS says it has recovered $1.3 billion in unpaid taxes from rich Americans

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  • Yeeeessss keep going.

    • without saying how old you are, how old are you?

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  • We're retro

    • Follow the rules.

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  • Defend the Aurors!

    • Follow the rules.

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  • What would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter's a fucking narc.

    • without saying how old you are, how old are you?

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  • I'm as old as the NES.

    • without saying how old you are, how old are you?

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  • It took effort to be a pervert back in the day.

    • In an effort to "not show bias" Trump's sentencing is delayed till after the election.

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  • Eh, Putin can have his dog back. Just make sure he doesn't come back.