Glitterbomb @ Glitterbomb @lemmy.world

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People should start modifying drones to drop...brochures and fliers and such

Too quick. Gaddafi treatment please

Dudes getting his neuralink recalibrated as we speak

That yacht is fine because someone else at AT&T rotated into a position at the FCC

This sounds like the back of a Crichton novel, and I want to read it

Has anyone checked these kids over for neuralink implants?

I'll reiterate that I'm in a half dozen living rooms every day, and most of them are senior citizens. I've been doing this for years. They all have smart TVs, whether they use the features or not.

I'll also reiterate that they flat out will not even use a TV sometimes because they're defeated by the smart TV features that prevent them from getting over to their Comcast box. Did you even read my comment?

They get suckered by the cheap TV in middle of the aisle at Walmart or Costco and buy three. You can't even go out and buy a TV that isn't a smart TV without specifically looking for it. They don't even know to begin to look for these things.

Do you think they're still on an old CRT with a VCR hooked up via RCA? They had to go down some weird upgrade rabbit hole that they still don't fully understand because they ended up with a DVD of some classic movie, went and got a DVD player only to find out they didn't have HDMI ports so now they had to go buy some garbage TV thats subsidized by advertising companies. Again, I've seen this exact scenario play out a hundred times.

The fact of the matter is that your fix reeks of 'I got mine' energy, and it doesn't fix anything. Large swaths of people will still get these ads in their faces and these companies won't stop. Quite the opposite, they'll keep looking for more ways to fuck their customers.

Are these trash?

You're right. CEOs are often times at board meetings with the whole C level and shareholders.

One big general airstr-

Oh you're talking about angry signs and picketing outside? Nevermind

Your grandma does.

I installed her TV and internet last week. She barely understands the concept of switching TV inputs, and her Roku smart TV doesn't let you rename inputs from HDMI1 to [ISP NAME] unless the thing is connected to the internet. It also defaults out of the box to show the smart TV bullshit every single time you turn it on, instead of just showing the last used input before the TV turned off. So she's completely baffled how to watch simple television channels unless I spend 10 minutes reconfiguring this garbage so it's usable.

Go visit your grandma, everyone. And reconfigure her smart TV. I'm joking but I'm not. I can only visit so many grandmas per day.

As long as trump gets a new golf course and hotel, I don't think he really cares.

Legitimately considering calling my HR and changing my tax status so I don't pay any tax on my paychecks. I won't be filing. Why in the actual fuck would I continue to pay taxes. I cant even tell what it would go towards at this point. Can someone honestly tell me? Where are the taxes taken off my next paycheck going to go? I could just buy a blue checkmark if I wanted to enrich elon directly.

Literally DONT pay taxes.

Guarantee Russian and Chinese spies see the opportunity to just start questioning government officials, they don't even need a fake identity, they can just refuse to identify themselves. Musk just made that normal.

I was about to ask what kind of fantasy land you live in, but it appears to be right there in your username. Cheers, must be nice over there

So she's getting the message out about elon...on a website owned by elon...

The DNC isnt getting my vote again until congress starts to resemble the South Korean parliament. I'd pay good fucking money donate to see AOC punch MTG straight in the face.

I'm kind of alright with them accumulating some level of wealth, if the result is that they get a little trophy, a little island, and all their money redistributed. Like, congrats you won, now fuck off and let someone else win too.

The only thing they're getting is PTSD and shrapnel.

Unless you consider shooting at russian troops combat experience, then they're getting a lot.

No it's the DARPA chemtrails this time. Space lasers were LA and previously Hawaii.

I don't know why, this reminds me of that cursed Animal Crossing 'playthru'

https://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/

Knowing Better is such a fantastic youtube channel. I can't recall this video specifically but ALL of his videos are worth the hour long watch.