I was also thinking of drowning them in the manure lakes they allow the hog farms to spray everywhere, or the coal ash ponds they made NC residents pay to clean up for Duke Power.
I mean, actually eating it isn't necessarily the thought. Putting it—and especially in the case of nut allergies their hands—in their mouth is the main consideration. I can't speak to the rest of the design choices.
I feel like you're overthinking this a bit.