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  • "I didn't have a party but I found out who my friends were."

    life gave him lemons!

  • Bought my hard drives when he won.

    If you weren't panicking, you should've been.

  • It was either that or put on a clown nose and go burn my money on Newegg for $20 more and 5 more days wait time.

    Then there's the whole matter of the shirt...

  • HoloISO install on a Q6600 mini PC, gonna do Kodi, SmartTube, Jellyfin and slap an 8TB drive on it full of pirated games I didn't pay for.

    The shirt is for a Bible study group I was invited to.

    edit: I am 100% serious

  • Wish you'd thought of it?

    ...almost added cat ears and socks to it.

  • Car door jams/openers

    Forgetful doesn't mean stupid!

    Quick! Where are your keys?!

    Did you have to look? lol

  • "sure thing, 'sug!"

    ...you asking for her number too, right?

  • Listen to this stupid clown talk.

    not for this guy. You want authentic American food? Leave your house at 8pm......AM!!!, Google "restaurant", find a small diner.

    Go in, order breakfast, two eggs, sausage patties, a southern biscuit, gravy, and get a pancake while you're there.

    You'll leave feeling like someone hugged you and everything will be ok, and all you wanted to do was eat breakfast.

    Are you crying?

    Hug it out, man. Come here. It's ok.

  • attempting to agree with Che while reading wikipedia

    "Yes, no, yes, hell no, FUCK NO, NO FUCKING WAY, EVER, Oh, cool! Hell no!*

    I've never read about a person that I so much agreed with yet... disagreed with at the same time.

  • I was about like... "Am I on Lemmy?"

  • Great, if we need any slightly miffed letters sent to people we disagree with, we'll call you.

    Useless virtue signallers.

  • I'm sorry, are we admitting Biden followed through with Trump policy?

    Who's team are we on, here?

    Wait, isn't that worse? There was no "Hold up, guys... this seems a little fucked?"

  • Microsoft doesn't get it.

    I don't want to use Windows. I want to use my computer.

    Windows and Linux are just tools. If one doesn't work, don't hesitate to pick another up and keep working.

  • I've never heard a solid conservative argument.

    no, because I'm racist isn't a sound reason to do things lmao