GenosseFlosse @ GenosseFlosse @feddit.org

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Hate someone in the office? Pour hot coffee into the container and send it to your victim.

It's a bus. Elon Musk invented a bus. Now he only needs to invent a time machine, travel back to the 1800s and woo everyone with his new idea.

Will this man be alive by the time he reaches mars, or returns to earth? Will the mars spacecraft have the same build quality and reliability as a Tesla Cybertruck, or will it blue screen after leaving the Earth's orbit?

And transparent home computer cases from companies trying to Imitate the iMac look, with colors named after fruits. I had a transparent green external hard drive...

Probably to map the room and avoid obstacles like Chairs and pets. Low res cameras are probably the cheapest option for hardware.

Websites can absolutely send push notifications.

How to improve online advertising: Step 1: remove all online advertising

They will get dirty very fast, either from dirt thrown around by passing trains, or by the brake dust.

I have yet to see an app that does something a website could not do...

I don't know, I distrust all YouTube ads content creators slide into their videos, because the products are either useless to me, disappointing in real life like the "fruit smells" rings for water bottles or sketchy with some fear mongering like the VPNs.

Fun fact: a lot of the content you see on big sites are advertorials, this means some company writes a fluff piece about how their lastest product can solve all your problems, and then pays the site to publish it. In print, you even have the option to have the ad use the same layout, fonts, colors etc. as the real content.

This means a portion of a site is not filled by content that had to be bought, but actually brings them money.

Would conman be the better word?

The CMOS battery has maybe 100mA and lasts 5 years. A laptop battery has at least 400x the capacity, it would not drain in a few days.

Wow, he has to declare bankruptcy now!

Had Javascript on my resume, and the recruiter send me to an interview for a Java programming job...

The other one asked me to take an online test about cryptography algorithms in node js for a prescreening interview, which is something I never even remotely had to deal with in more than 20 years working for multiple e-commerce, health systems, CMS and other services and websites. Also, no Google or any online sources allowed to solve their questions...

The delete account button is still there.

No you can't, because Russia can't get it up!

I'll show myself out...

Whip out your decoy Nokia 7110 instead.

The professionals try to insert some xss attacks into the forms; or all kinds of quote and comma characters in case the data is exported as csv at some point :)