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Lying sacks of fetid shit lie continually. More at 11.

If he got violently dismembered more often, i might like him more. I usually think of him kicking Baxter off an overpass in Anchorman, as a default.

Fucking THANK YOU. I never got the hype.

American Beauty got me to like Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey got me to stop liking Kevin Spacey.

E: mother ducking autocorrupt

That name sounds brown. Off to CECOT.

Ah.

Just... leave the face.

My dad, the tech genius that he is, has been against every minor step forward since the 90's:

"Why do i need an answering machine, if they need me, they'll call back." He worked for himself as a handyman, so this is plain ridiculous. Finally, someone gives him an answering machine and suddenly it's "This is awesome! I never miss a call! I've got so much work!" Later it was "Why do I need a debit card? I can just write a check!" which evolved to "It's so convenient! I can get gas, even when they're closed!" He repeated the answering machine argument when cell phones arrived, and repeated the results when he finally got one.

It's a running theme in his life. The one that really gobsmacked me was when he proudly declared "the Internet can't hurt me if i don't get on it!"

Witnesses in Boulder said the suspect, Mohammed Sabry Soliman, 45, yelled “Free Palestine” and used a makeshift flamethrower and incendiary devices.

Got yer propaganda wires crossed there, bud.

"Red Skelton, checking in."

In a similar vein, if Miss Cleo was actually psychic, why didn't she ever call me?

That's basically what played out. As i remember it when it happened, that was all because the actress that played Aria loved him, and they did it to please her.

🎶"Red Wedding, Red Wedding! Lots of stabbing and a little beheading!"🎶

I'd say hearing his "music" is a worse way, but that's subjective.

I did therapy for a little while a few years ago. I quit after the third week of listening to my "therapist" talk about his wife's after church activities, and attempting to convert me to a Southern Baptist.

I'll take the mercury.

Belters in gravity wells? Fellota!

Far to remote to make an effective example.

Edit: why the fuck did it post three times?!

The candle, however, awaits it's hour...