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What would it take to make Gemini suitable to be president of the world?

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  • A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations...

    ....well SHIT.

    • Nervous Republicans flee Trump-Elon Musk blast radius

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  • The cockroaches scatter when a light turns on? Color me shocked.

    • I can ship that

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  • "I wanna see the tiny-hand man fly!"

    • Russia faces struggle to replace bombers lost in Ukrainian drone strikes

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  • How? Vlad gonna throw them..?

    • Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

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  • Sawed-off can't elope.

    • Soon

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  • Occasionally, a flashgitz ad segment is more entertaining than the actual vid.

    • Musk launches poll on X: Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

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  • normies

    be informed

    I wish i had this optimism

    • Carl!

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  • Industry joke time:

    Why does thunder always come after the lightning?

    Because even GOD has to wait for the sound guy.

    • Adorable

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  • If i had a quarter for every time #3 happened to me, I'd have, like, 12¢.

    • Self insert power fantasy recommendations?

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  • Fair 'nuff

    • Self insert power fantasy recommendations?

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  • Gotta love anything with Jennifer Hale. My male Sheps are always more physical, like Soldier, and my female Sheps are always more biotic. Tho, no matter how hard i try, I'm almost never very renegade-y.

    • White House says Elon Musk having "unfortunate episode"

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  • Putin said that about Trump last week. Obviously it stung, because he's saying the same thing about Musk today.

    • Self insert power fantasy recommendations?

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  • No Mass Effect? Too AAA?

    • I don't piss in the shower, that's gross.

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  • You don't mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you..?

    • Musk blasts Trump: 'Without me, Trump would have lost'

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  • Excuse me, all shoppers: cripple fight. I say again: cripple fight.

    • nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Batman!

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  • FISHING! I mean Leader!

    • Only pricks used these. I am pricks.

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  • I am become Pricks, destroyer of trust.

    • Tesla Executives Grilled Elon Musk When His Story Wasn't Adding Up

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  • Who fucking cares?

    MAKE ELON HOMELESS

    • Tesla Executives Grilled Elon Musk When His Story Wasn't Adding Up

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  • I like turtles.

    • Trump Announces Russia Will Strike Back at Ukraine After ‘Good Conversation’ With Putin

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  • "I just wanna tear him down, chop him up, and make guac-a-mole."