One lower case "r", and no ragrets.

And if you were on the receiving end, you heard the slam. Or, so I've been told...

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE OBJECT!!!"

I think it’s true that any conservative is part of the party cause they are repressed.

Every conservative i know personally is ultra repressed, so at least anecdotally, this tracks.

Fuck. I actually lol'd. Ya got me.

I asked a fox that was actually on fire. It said "AIYEEEEEEE!" I trust it's answer more than chatgpt.

Each county has its own sheriff's office, and each county is the size of a phonebooth. In Texas, there's cops fucking EVERYWHERE. The only time they seem to disappear from sight is if there's an 18y/o with a rifle in a kindergarten...

looks up "flatter" in the dictionary

I guess massaging his balloon knot with her tongue counts as flattery.

The math is pretty easy, actually...

He got "voted" in, and in the next "election" he'll receive 107% of the votes, whether Republicans cast votes or not. See? They don't have to vote anymore, and he still "wins!"

We've had one snacky snack, yes. What about second snacky snack?

"....pants?"

"Geneva Suggestions." I said it right there.

Otherwise, no notes.

I like that i got to be Hood in this. Always saw myself as more of a Buck.

Please tell me they got it off Signal. So hot right now!

Best wishes, but really living up to the username, huh?

Oh man, i know.

Back in the day, I used to run a shuttle of a dozen dogs to what's it called? Magnuson Park? Something like that in Seattle. And it's simply not possible to keep track of 12 dogs chocolate landmines, so I'd inevitably pick up three or four "cold ones" each trip.

Some of that shit reached Saw levels; barefoot smeared with tar and then stepping on a nail in a shingle? Didn't that violate one of the Geneva Suggestions..?

More of an Alliance thing, really.

ITT: I've found home. Y'all are my peeps.

Unless you grab the wrong loaf... chilly surprise!