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GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
GarfieldYaoi [he/him] @ GarfieldYaoi @hexbear.net
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    • Tesla owners are expressing buyer’s remorse - if not by selling their Teslas, then at least with an apologetic bumper sticker.

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  • Same, and also, when I was a teenager, I begrudgingly admit that I thought Elon Musk was cool.

    Now if I am to get conspiratorial, Rupert Murdoch is trying to groom Musk into being the replacement for the Koch Brothers. Boomers love the Koch Brothers to the point of living vicariously through them, and Musk will be the same for millennials and zoomers to have their "le funny billionaire epic troll."

    • Tesla owners are expressing buyer’s remorse - if not by selling their Teslas, then at least with an apologetic bumper sticker.

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  • But ultimately, according to the survey, most Tesla owners plan to buy a Tesla again.

    Lol

    • Which proprietary software do you prefer over their open-source alternatives, and why?

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  • Premiere Pro. It's industry standard and DaVinci just isn't the same.

    It's a shame adobe knows this and jacked up their prices to ridiculous levels ON TOP OF removing the one-time purchase to a SaaS model.

    • Police drag autistic girl out of house ‘because she said officer looked like her lesbian grandmother’

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  • It also serves as a good alternative for "white trash" without the classist baggage it comes with.

    Although I'm getting the feeling gammons are going to start calling themselves gammons as a term of endearment.

    • Police drag autistic girl out of house ‘because she said officer looked like her lesbian grandmother’

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  • CHUD is an acronym for cannibalistic humanoid undergroud dwellers. It's a reference to movie, but for whatever reason CHUD became the slang term for reactionaries. You'll every now and then see "hog" used the same way.

    • Police drag autistic girl out of house ‘because she said officer looked like her lesbian grandmother’

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  • Generally, there are two types of CHUDs:

    1. People who were popular in high school and bullied people, and being a CHUD is how they can relive their glory days as the cool kids forever
    2. People who were bullied by group one, and decided to get their revenge on the world by becoming bullies themselves.

    • Police drag autistic girl out of house ‘because she said officer looked like her lesbian grandmother’

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  • "You snowflakes need to grow a thicker skin!"

    "Hold on, you're insulting ME! THAT'S ILLEGAL BUDDY!"

    So they expect us to be tougher than them?

    • 🙃😵💀

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  • This is what boomers unironically believe.

    :"Don't like climate change? Just ascend to godhood and create your own planet, you nosy busybodies need to learn to live and let live! Muh freedumz!"

    • 🙃😵💀

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  • : "The WEF wants me to own nothing and be happy!"

    : "You will own nothing and be happy."

    : "Oh sorry, of course I will own nothing. There is nothing wrong with literally everything being a luxury good. Hell, make me work for free. Porky knows what's good for all of us!"

    • Six people killed in unprecedented Hawaii wildfires fanned by hurricane winds

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  • The pigs should be tried for crimes against humanity.

    • if you were going to die tomorrow and only you knew what would you do?

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  • Basically, spend my last hours on earth trying to spark a new ecological movement.

    • Progress vs Regress

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  • : Yeah but....this system allows some "unworthy" people to not die, so it's clearly an authoritarian failure.

    • if you were going to die tomorrow and only you knew what would you do?

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    • Why do people dislike California?

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  • : "Yeah but....they're also not racist enough. Ergo, that's the problem and nothing else. All it's problems will magically be fixed when they begin recognizing white men for the special little boys they all are."

    • Why do people dislike California?

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  • I'm from bumfuck nowhere in the US, but damn I am jealous of California and it is wasted on the US. But hey, if leaving the US entirely is out of the question, there's bound to be a few places there that are somewhat bearable.