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  • This is why I named my strain "Golden Kubernetes"

    keep the server farm in front of the weed grow. they'll lose interest. (as they say, business in front, party in the back. Just not for hair.)

  • I think I’m gonna need at least a few more!

    (What? Poppy looks fun! Torties are the best.)

  • yes. And then it's literally just a... reboot.

    You don't sit there waiting for it to install. It's just restarting the kernel so the newly-installed version takes over. (and generally it only applies to the kernel updates.)

  • I do pickled red onions instead of sauerkraut on a Rueben. Also have some type of pepper (and whole cloves of garlic,) in with the onion.

  • Mike also believes it’s moral to watch porn with his son. So this is unsurprising.

  • They still haven’t figured out how to do updates without installing during a reboot.

    Something Linux has been doing since the 90’s

  • Its just calling the macadamia nut calling the cashew “emotional” because the cashew called him nuts.

    And honestly, I’m kinda down for the catfight. Whose got the popcorn?

  • Honestly? It actually depends on the friend or colleague.

    Arch isn't as bad as it can seem, especially if you find an installer for it. Something that's more mainstream linux might be better; though. especially if they're looking for a "it works" kind of thing.

  • Technically, cashew's are drupes... I had to look it up. They're used as nuts culinarilly, so whatever.

    Apparently, they're the dangly bits hanging from a false-fruit known as a "cashew apple"

    (yeah. um. I'm not going to be getting that image out of my head any time soon. look it up if you want.)

  • (that's the joke.... they're both nuts...)

  • I use Arch, by the way.

  • haven't you heard? the Onion has given up on satire, now they're just reporting the news.

  • the cashew calling the macadamia nuts

  • Even if you accept the scriptures as credible... they're the half-remembered words of second and third hand witnesses recorded fifty years after the fact. At best.

    Out of curiosity, where do you think the shared money bag managed by Judas got the funds? Jesus and the disciples lived communally, sharing everything between them.

    Again. You'll notice, none of the 12 were in fact poor. For someone not concerned with wealth, that's an interesting fact.

  • reddit has broken me. I was expecting it to point to weed.

  • 21 Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

    This was probably said with a cheesy car-salesman grin and a hand out. You'll note none of the apostles were poor. at least, not before they started following jesus

    In short the assholes like Mike Johnson are 100% perfectly in line- probably- with the historic jesus.

  • ninja-lick.

  • ...what's wrong with the fuzzy heels or the weird eye thing?

    Aside from I know of like two people that would buy the slippers, and that's an indictment of the slippers